I’m so jealous.

Love Parsee.

Thanks.

THEY CALL ME RANCH CAUSE I 🅱️ DRESSIN

You wear almost the exact same thing every day.

Kisume is a good kid, tell her what you love about her.

eh! what!!! parsee!!!!

It’s true.

uh um  um um ummthank you parsee!! your good too!!!

Thanks, that’s means a lot...

G

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Kisume is a good kid, tell her what you love about her.

eh! what!!! parsee!!!!

It’s true.

Its all fun and games untill a snork pack jumps ya

it’s all fun and games until you find out you’re only halfway through the story and now everything’s getting hit with cerebus syndrome

It’s all fun and games until “DEMONIC PRESENCE AT UNSAFE LEVELS. LOCKDOWN IN EFFECT.”

It’s all fun and games until a cosmic horror shows up at the very end of the adventure to break reality.

its all fun and games till your mouth gets sealed with a curse and someone knocks you unconscious so you can be possesed.

It’s all fun and games until all your friends are dead.

worse when its your possesed body that did it.

Or they’re possessed and you have to kill them one by one while fully conscious and in control of your actions

Are you guys ok? Do you need therapy?

It’s all fun and games until suddenly you’re fighting yourself and your dream self and you don’t know who won and who you are and you’re unsure about your very existence itself, after already having existential encounters leaving you unsure about the very nature of reality

It’s all fun and games until you steal the Hourai Elixir and become immortal and have to wait 1000 years for the one thing that gives your life purpose to return from the moon and slowly go insane from the knowledge that all your friends and everyone you care about will continue to die for the rest of your eternal misery.

It’s all fun and games until you realize Sumi and Mokou are scene kids.

It’s all fun and games until Heca breaks hiatus with something like this.

Damn you.

Not going to answer my questions?

Knowing Koa, she probably died protecting the books or something.

I just now realized I haven’t properly introduced myself to the…Very small audience, to be honest, why was this human posting so often?? Well, I’m Tatsi, surprising how I managed to steal a blog from a human who also used my name in it, huh. You’d think I would have just found some popular one too, for exposure but…Nope! I’m here, in my lonely little circle of pinwheels with…No one…This is kinda…I need friends…But that is beside the point, my feelings don’t matter. I am making this because…Uh…No reason actually, barely anyone even reads these, and those who do are probably trying to…Capture me…Like the humans did…Uh…At least I didn’t have to use force?? Yeah, spending those moments lost really taught me something, out there, no one cares about you or anyone else, even the humans. There are only a few who will, and we must hold on to them, and return every bit of care they show, to tend the the garden that is friendship…I miss Mari now…But I can’t go back, I’d probably be hunted down…And I don’t want to bring Mari here…She’d probably be hunted by others like me…Its moments like these in which I wish everyone would listen to me, so I could at least have shoulders to cry on temporarily…

Yes.

i’ll game end you myself

Oh no.

do you wanna have a bad time, tatsi?

I’d love to see you try giving me one, you pathetic hare. I will show you the true definition of fear.

If you pay up, I’ll gladly forgive and forget. If not…

I WILL BE THE WORST NIGHTMARE YOU WILL EVER HAVE, YOU WORTHLESS WORM

Y-you think you’re tough, huh? Well, I don’t doubt that at all. In fact, I don’t think I beat you! Hell, I don’t think even Lady Eirin or the Shrine Maiden could! So come on, you scary little girl! I’ll forgive your debt with no extra charge! Just redirect this wind so it doesn’t kill me! You won’t find a deal this good anywhere else!

Okay, let us see how that mansion I painted green likes it-

Okay, just for attacking me, just wait til I visit with an axe. ;3 Your books are on the chopping block.

Oh I would, I might as well dye every article of clothing the shade of green I used on the mansion too! So, will you apologize for attack me, or face my non-violent wrath.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Your fate has been sealed…Well, not really SEALED but more like…It is going to happen because…Well…I have nothing better to do and it’d be funny seeing your tears, after you attacked me.

Tatsi Tatsu my friend um…maybee youd like to come stay with me in stead? we can do fun stuff like hav dinner together! or go find dinner! i all ways hav fun chasing humans!

M-Miss Kisume? H-how are you not scared?

why wuld i be scared of my friend??

F-friend?

yeah!! i even had Tatsi Tatsu over for hollydays! I gave her a prety rock!

I used it to break in a human’s home and take everything.

thats okay! im glad you used it!!

I’m glad that you like that!

so will lyou be coming over???? ill get some human for you!!

I will gladly come over, friendo! But I’m still going to make those books suffer.

ah okay!! cant wait!

I will have to ask you to refrain from damaging Patchouli-Sama’s books.

No.

Very well. It appears I am required to resort to force.

I’m going to dye and paint everything you own green before you even touch me…Then I’ll probably just leave the books alone and go over the entire mansion in green again, excluding the books…But I will beat the heck out of a dictionary.

You won’t make it past Hong-San or Izayoi-San. I’d consider retreat if I were in your situation.

Guess what, ma’am.

If I were you, I’d “guess” myself as far away from the mansion as possible.

I’m already inside.

Doubt it.

Then check the library. Gaze upon my art of destruction and painting things that are not supposed to be green a horrendous shade of green.

I’m in the library currently, I think I would know if a youkai was painting things green.

I’m good at hide n’ seek…Heck, I even lost myself for a week or maybe nine weeks, before returning.

Nothing in Voile is destroyed or green. I just performed a perimeter sweep.

I’m surprised you don’t even check behind you.

Do you not know what the word “perimeter” means?

Maybe I’m rushing in and out with the power of wind and picking them off one by one. Maybe I’m waiting to blind you then take action. Maybe I’m dying the clothes first, okay yea, dying the clothes is a better first option.

What exactly are you trying to achieve by any of this?

She attacked me, so I’m getting my due revenge on the entire mansion for allowing her to do so.

She only attacked you because you did it before without reason. By your own logic it was completely justified.

Paru told me to do it.

I don’t even know you why the hell would I ask you to paint the SDM green

Stop lying. You know why.

If I wanted something like that done I would do it myself

BUUUUT! You knew it’d be to dangerous to do on your own. You told me. Stop taking the blame off yourself. It hurts my feelings.

I was gonna challenge you to a battle of wit but it looks like you’re unnarmed.

At least I have the common decency to refrain from insulting intelligence, which in itself is a child like move.

Coming from the person who tried to paint the entire Scarlet Devil Mansion green that doesn’t mean much.

It is best you stop now, you do not know who you’re dealing with…Well, you do, but not what I’m capable off.

A little presumptuous aren’t ya? It doesn’t look to me like you’ve dealt with many Hashihime.

I just now realized I haven’t properly introduced myself to the…Very small audience, to be honest, why was this human posting so often?? Well, I’m Tatsi, surprising how I managed to steal a blog from a human who also used my name in it, huh. You’d think I would have just found some popular one too, for exposure but…Nope! I’m here, in my lonely little circle of pinwheels with…No one…This is kinda…I need friends…But that is beside the point, my feelings don’t matter. I am making this because…Uh…No reason actually, barely anyone even reads these, and those who do are probably trying to…Capture me…Like the humans did…Uh…At least I didn’t have to use force?? Yeah, spending those moments lost really taught me something, out there, no one cares about you or anyone else, even the humans. There are only a few who will, and we must hold on to them, and return every bit of care they show, to tend the the garden that is friendship…I miss Mari now…But I can’t go back, I’d probably be hunted down…And I don’t want to bring Mari here…She’d probably be hunted by others like me…Its moments like these in which I wish everyone would listen to me, so I could at least have shoulders to cry on temporarily…

Yes.

i’ll game end you myself

Oh no.

do you wanna have a bad time, tatsi?

I’d love to see you try giving me one, you pathetic hare. I will show you the true definition of fear.

If you pay up, I’ll gladly forgive and forget. If not…

I WILL BE THE WORST NIGHTMARE YOU WILL EVER HAVE, YOU WORTHLESS WORM

Y-you think you’re tough, huh? Well, I don’t doubt that at all. In fact, I don’t think I beat you! Hell, I don’t think even Lady Eirin or the Shrine Maiden could! So come on, you scary little girl! I’ll forgive your debt with no extra charge! Just redirect this wind so it doesn’t kill me! You won’t find a deal this good anywhere else!

Okay, let us see how that mansion I painted green likes it-

Okay, just for attacking me, just wait til I visit with an axe. ;3 Your books are on the chopping block.

Oh I would, I might as well dye every article of clothing the shade of green I used on the mansion too! So, will you apologize for attack me, or face my non-violent wrath.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Your fate has been sealed…Well, not really SEALED but more like…It is going to happen because…Well…I have nothing better to do and it’d be funny seeing your tears, after you attacked me.

Tatsi Tatsu my friend um…maybee youd like to come stay with me in stead? we can do fun stuff like hav dinner together! or go find dinner! i all ways hav fun chasing humans!

M-Miss Kisume? H-how are you not scared?

why wuld i be scared of my friend??

F-friend?

yeah!! i even had Tatsi Tatsu over for hollydays! I gave her a prety rock!

I used it to break in a human’s home and take everything.

thats okay! im glad you used it!!

I’m glad that you like that!

so will lyou be coming over???? ill get some human for you!!

I will gladly come over, friendo! But I’m still going to make those books suffer.

ah okay!! cant wait!

I will have to ask you to refrain from damaging Patchouli-Sama’s books.

No.

Very well. It appears I am required to resort to force.

I’m going to dye and paint everything you own green before you even touch me…Then I’ll probably just leave the books alone and go over the entire mansion in green again, excluding the books…But I will beat the heck out of a dictionary.

You won’t make it past Hong-San or Izayoi-San. I’d consider retreat if I were in your situation.

Guess what, ma’am.

If I were you, I’d “guess” myself as far away from the mansion as possible.

I’m already inside.

Doubt it.

Then check the library. Gaze upon my art of destruction and painting things that are not supposed to be green a horrendous shade of green.

I’m in the library currently, I think I would know if a youkai was painting things green.

I’m good at hide n’ seek…Heck, I even lost myself for a week or maybe nine weeks, before returning.

Nothing in Voile is destroyed or green. I just performed a perimeter sweep.

I’m surprised you don’t even check behind you.

Do you not know what the word “perimeter” means?

Maybe I’m rushing in and out with the power of wind and picking them off one by one. Maybe I’m waiting to blind you then take action. Maybe I’m dying the clothes first, okay yea, dying the clothes is a better first option.

What exactly are you trying to achieve by any of this?

She attacked me, so I’m getting my due revenge on the entire mansion for allowing her to do so.

She only attacked you because you did it before without reason. By your own logic it was completely justified.

Paru told me to do it.

I don’t even know you why the hell would I ask you to paint the SDM green

Stop lying. You know why.

If I wanted something like that done I would do it myself

BUUUUT! You knew it’d be to dangerous to do on your own. You told me. Stop taking the blame off yourself. It hurts my feelings.

I was gonna challenge you to a battle of wit but it looks like you’re unnarmed.

At least I have the common decency to refrain from insulting intelligence, which in itself is a child like move.

Coming from the person who tried to paint the entire Scarlet Devil Mansion green that doesn’t mean much.

I just now realized I haven’t properly introduced myself to the…Very small audience, to be honest, why was this human posting so often?? Well, I’m Tatsi, surprising how I managed to steal a blog from a human who also used my name in it, huh. You’d think I would have just found some popular one too, for exposure but…Nope! I’m here, in my lonely little circle of pinwheels with…No one…This is kinda…I need friends…But that is beside the point, my feelings don’t matter. I am making this because…Uh…No reason actually, barely anyone even reads these, and those who do are probably trying to…Capture me…Like the humans did…Uh…At least I didn’t have to use force?? Yeah, spending those moments lost really taught me something, out there, no one cares about you or anyone else, even the humans. There are only a few who will, and we must hold on to them, and return every bit of care they show, to tend the the garden that is friendship…I miss Mari now…But I can’t go back, I’d probably be hunted down…And I don’t want to bring Mari here…She’d probably be hunted by others like me…Its moments like these in which I wish everyone would listen to me, so I could at least have shoulders to cry on temporarily…

Yes.

i’ll game end you myself

Oh no.

do you wanna have a bad time, tatsi?

I’d love to see you try giving me one, you pathetic hare. I will show you the true definition of fear.

If you pay up, I’ll gladly forgive and forget. If not…

I WILL BE THE WORST NIGHTMARE YOU WILL EVER HAVE, YOU WORTHLESS WORM

Y-you think you’re tough, huh? Well, I don’t doubt that at all. In fact, I don’t think I beat you! Hell, I don’t think even Lady Eirin or the Shrine Maiden could! So come on, you scary little girl! I’ll forgive your debt with no extra charge! Just redirect this wind so it doesn’t kill me! You won’t find a deal this good anywhere else!

Okay, let us see how that mansion I painted green likes it-

Okay, just for attacking me, just wait til I visit with an axe. ;3 Your books are on the chopping block.

Oh I would, I might as well dye every article of clothing the shade of green I used on the mansion too! So, will you apologize for attack me, or face my non-violent wrath.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Your fate has been sealed…Well, not really SEALED but more like…It is going to happen because…Well…I have nothing better to do and it’d be funny seeing your tears, after you attacked me.

Tatsi Tatsu my friend um…maybee youd like to come stay with me in stead? we can do fun stuff like hav dinner together! or go find dinner! i all ways hav fun chasing humans!

M-Miss Kisume? H-how are you not scared?

why wuld i be scared of my friend??

F-friend?

yeah!! i even had Tatsi Tatsu over for hollydays! I gave her a prety rock!

I used it to break in a human’s home and take everything.

thats okay! im glad you used it!!

I’m glad that you like that!

so will lyou be coming over???? ill get some human for you!!

I will gladly come over, friendo! But I’m still going to make those books suffer.

ah okay!! cant wait!

I will have to ask you to refrain from damaging Patchouli-Sama’s books.

No.

Very well. It appears I am required to resort to force.

I’m going to dye and paint everything you own green before you even touch me…Then I’ll probably just leave the books alone and go over the entire mansion in green again, excluding the books…But I will beat the heck out of a dictionary.

You won’t make it past Hong-San or Izayoi-San. I’d consider retreat if I were in your situation.

Guess what, ma’am.

If I were you, I’d “guess” myself as far away from the mansion as possible.

I’m already inside.

Doubt it.

Then check the library. Gaze upon my art of destruction and painting things that are not supposed to be green a horrendous shade of green.

I’m in the library currently, I think I would know if a youkai was painting things green.

I’m good at hide n’ seek…Heck, I even lost myself for a week or maybe nine weeks, before returning.

Nothing in Voile is destroyed or green. I just performed a perimeter sweep.

I’m surprised you don’t even check behind you.

Do you not know what the word “perimeter” means?

Maybe I’m rushing in and out with the power of wind and picking them off one by one. Maybe I’m waiting to blind you then take action. Maybe I’m dying the clothes first, okay yea, dying the clothes is a better first option.

What exactly are you trying to achieve by any of this?

She attacked me, so I’m getting my due revenge on the entire mansion for allowing her to do so.

She only attacked you because you did it before without reason. By your own logic it was completely justified.

Paru told me to do it.

I don’t even know you why the hell would I ask you to paint the SDM green

Stop lying. You know why.

If I wanted something like that done I would do it myself

BUUUUT! You knew it’d be to dangerous to do on your own. You told me. Stop taking the blame off yourself. It hurts my feelings.

I was gonna challenge you to a battle of wit but it looks like you’re unnarmed.

I just now realized I haven’t properly introduced myself to the…Very small audience, to be honest, why was this human posting so often?? Well, I’m Tatsi, surprising how I managed to steal a blog from a human who also used my name in it, huh. You’d think I would have just found some popular one too, for exposure but…Nope! I’m here, in my lonely little circle of pinwheels with…No one…This is kinda…I need friends…But that is beside the point, my feelings don’t matter. I am making this because…Uh…No reason actually, barely anyone even reads these, and those who do are probably trying to…Capture me…Like the humans did…Uh…At least I didn’t have to use force?? Yeah, spending those moments lost really taught me something, out there, no one cares about you or anyone else, even the humans. There are only a few who will, and we must hold on to them, and return every bit of care they show, to tend the the garden that is friendship…I miss Mari now…But I can’t go back, I’d probably be hunted down…And I don’t want to bring Mari here…She’d probably be hunted by others like me…Its moments like these in which I wish everyone would listen to me, so I could at least have shoulders to cry on temporarily…

Yes.

i’ll game end you myself

Oh no.

do you wanna have a bad time, tatsi?

I’d love to see you try giving me one, you pathetic hare. I will show you the true definition of fear.

If you pay up, I’ll gladly forgive and forget. If not…

I WILL BE THE WORST NIGHTMARE YOU WILL EVER HAVE, YOU WORTHLESS WORM

Y-you think you’re tough, huh? Well, I don’t doubt that at all. In fact, I don’t think I beat you! Hell, I don’t think even Lady Eirin or the Shrine Maiden could! So come on, you scary little girl! I’ll forgive your debt with no extra charge! Just redirect this wind so it doesn’t kill me! You won’t find a deal this good anywhere else!

Okay, let us see how that mansion I painted green likes it-

Okay, just for attacking me, just wait til I visit with an axe. ;3 Your books are on the chopping block.

Oh I would, I might as well dye every article of clothing the shade of green I used on the mansion too! So, will you apologize for attack me, or face my non-violent wrath.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Your fate has been sealed…Well, not really SEALED but more like…It is going to happen because…Well…I have nothing better to do and it’d be funny seeing your tears, after you attacked me.

Tatsi Tatsu my friend um…maybee youd like to come stay with me in stead? we can do fun stuff like hav dinner together! or go find dinner! i all ways hav fun chasing humans!

M-Miss Kisume? H-how are you not scared?

why wuld i be scared of my friend??

F-friend?

yeah!! i even had Tatsi Tatsu over for hollydays! I gave her a prety rock!

I used it to break in a human’s home and take everything.

thats okay! im glad you used it!!

I’m glad that you like that!

so will lyou be coming over???? ill get some human for you!!

I will gladly come over, friendo! But I’m still going to make those books suffer.

ah okay!! cant wait!

I will have to ask you to refrain from damaging Patchouli-Sama’s books.

No.

Very well. It appears I am required to resort to force.

I’m going to dye and paint everything you own green before you even touch me…Then I’ll probably just leave the books alone and go over the entire mansion in green again, excluding the books…But I will beat the heck out of a dictionary.

You won’t make it past Hong-San or Izayoi-San. I’d consider retreat if I were in your situation.

Guess what, ma’am.

If I were you, I’d “guess” myself as far away from the mansion as possible.

I’m already inside.

Doubt it.

Then check the library. Gaze upon my art of destruction and painting things that are not supposed to be green a horrendous shade of green.

I’m in the library currently, I think I would know if a youkai was painting things green.

I’m good at hide n’ seek…Heck, I even lost myself for a week or maybe nine weeks, before returning.

Nothing in Voile is destroyed or green. I just performed a perimeter sweep.

I’m surprised you don’t even check behind you.

Do you not know what the word “perimeter” means?

Maybe I’m rushing in and out with the power of wind and picking them off one by one. Maybe I’m waiting to blind you then take action. Maybe I’m dying the clothes first, okay yea, dying the clothes is a better first option.

What exactly are you trying to achieve by any of this?

She attacked me, so I’m getting my due revenge on the entire mansion for allowing her to do so.

She only attacked you because you did it before without reason. By your own logic it was completely justified.

Paru told me to do it.

I don’t even know you why the hell would I ask you to paint the SDM green

Stop lying. You know why.

If I wanted something like that done I would do it myself

I just now realized I haven’t properly introduced myself to the…Very small audience, to be honest, why was this human posting so often?? Well, I’m Tatsi, surprising how I managed to steal a blog from a human who also used my name in it, huh. You’d think I would have just found some popular one too, for exposure but…Nope! I’m here, in my lonely little circle of pinwheels with…No one…This is kinda…I need friends…But that is beside the point, my feelings don’t matter. I am making this because…Uh…No reason actually, barely anyone even reads these, and those who do are probably trying to…Capture me…Like the humans did…Uh…At least I didn’t have to use force?? Yeah, spending those moments lost really taught me something, out there, no one cares about you or anyone else, even the humans. There are only a few who will, and we must hold on to them, and return every bit of care they show, to tend the the garden that is friendship…I miss Mari now…But I can’t go back, I’d probably be hunted down…And I don’t want to bring Mari here…She’d probably be hunted by others like me…Its moments like these in which I wish everyone would listen to me, so I could at least have shoulders to cry on temporarily…

Yes.

i’ll game end you myself

Oh no.

do you wanna have a bad time, tatsi?

I’d love to see you try giving me one, you pathetic hare. I will show you the true definition of fear.

If you pay up, I’ll gladly forgive and forget. If not…

I WILL BE THE WORST NIGHTMARE YOU WILL EVER HAVE, YOU WORTHLESS WORM

Y-you think you’re tough, huh? Well, I don’t doubt that at all. In fact, I don’t think I beat you! Hell, I don’t think even Lady Eirin or the Shrine Maiden could! So come on, you scary little girl! I’ll forgive your debt with no extra charge! Just redirect this wind so it doesn’t kill me! You won’t find a deal this good anywhere else!

Okay, let us see how that mansion I painted green likes it-

Okay, just for attacking me, just wait til I visit with an axe. ;3 Your books are on the chopping block.

Oh I would, I might as well dye every article of clothing the shade of green I used on the mansion too! So, will you apologize for attack me, or face my non-violent wrath.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Your fate has been sealed…Well, not really SEALED but more like…It is going to happen because…Well…I have nothing better to do and it’d be funny seeing your tears, after you attacked me.

Tatsi Tatsu my friend um…maybee youd like to come stay with me in stead? we can do fun stuff like hav dinner together! or go find dinner! i all ways hav fun chasing humans!

M-Miss Kisume? H-how are you not scared?

why wuld i be scared of my friend??

F-friend?

yeah!! i even had Tatsi Tatsu over for hollydays! I gave her a prety rock!

I used it to break in a human’s home and take everything.

thats okay! im glad you used it!!

I’m glad that you like that!

so will lyou be coming over???? ill get some human for you!!

I will gladly come over, friendo! But I’m still going to make those books suffer.

ah okay!! cant wait!

I will have to ask you to refrain from damaging Patchouli-Sama’s books.

No.

Very well. It appears I am required to resort to force.

I’m going to dye and paint everything you own green before you even touch me…Then I’ll probably just leave the books alone and go over the entire mansion in green again, excluding the books…But I will beat the heck out of a dictionary.

You won’t make it past Hong-San or Izayoi-San. I’d consider retreat if I were in your situation.

Guess what, ma’am.

If I were you, I’d “guess” myself as far away from the mansion as possible.

I’m already inside.

Doubt it.

I don’t think a lotta people can get past Meiling, let alone Sakuya. And the sisters are out of the question.

You underestimate the power of wind, speed, and rocks being thrown at glass.

Speed won’t get you very far in a fight against a Maid with time manipulation.

Not with that attitude.

Not with yours either if you think she’s that easy to get around.

I will go over there and beat you over the head with a stick. With the right attitude, anything is possible! At least, that is what I’ve been told by a few humans who I messed with for a full day.

Although that’s very good advice, You’ve got a bit of a boner for picking the wrong people to fight huh.

Okay, I think you just made a typo so bad your seriousness can be thrown out of the window entirely…You almost made me laugh too, almost made me reveal my hiding spot!

Sorry but that ain’t a typo, I stand by every word of that response.

Ohoho? What did I miss here?

gremlin child causing troubles

You BETTER not be talking about paru…

They are.

I haven’t done anything

I just now realized I haven’t properly introduced myself to the…Very small audience, to be honest, why was this human posting so often?? Well, I’m Tatsi, surprising how I managed to steal a blog from a human who also used my name in it, huh. You’d think I would have just found some popular one too, for exposure but…Nope! I’m here, in my lonely little circle of pinwheels with…No one…This is kinda…I need friends…But that is beside the point, my feelings don’t matter. I am making this because…Uh…No reason actually, barely anyone even reads these, and those who do are probably trying to…Capture me…Like the humans did…Uh…At least I didn’t have to use force?? Yeah, spending those moments lost really taught me something, out there, no one cares about you or anyone else, even the humans. There are only a few who will, and we must hold on to them, and return every bit of care they show, to tend the the garden that is friendship…I miss Mari now…But I can’t go back, I’d probably be hunted down…And I don’t want to bring Mari here…She’d probably be hunted by others like me…Its moments like these in which I wish everyone would listen to me, so I could at least have shoulders to cry on temporarily…

Yes.

i’ll game end you myself

Oh no.

do you wanna have a bad time, tatsi?

I’d love to see you try giving me one, you pathetic hare. I will show you the true definition of fear.

If you pay up, I’ll gladly forgive and forget. If not…

I WILL BE THE WORST NIGHTMARE YOU WILL EVER HAVE, YOU WORTHLESS WORM

Y-you think you’re tough, huh? Well, I don’t doubt that at all. In fact, I don’t think I beat you! Hell, I don’t think even Lady Eirin or the Shrine Maiden could! So come on, you scary little girl! I’ll forgive your debt with no extra charge! Just redirect this wind so it doesn’t kill me! You won’t find a deal this good anywhere else!

Okay, let us see how that mansion I painted green likes it-

Okay, just for attacking me, just wait til I visit with an axe. ;3 Your books are on the chopping block.

Oh I would, I might as well dye every article of clothing the shade of green I used on the mansion too! So, will you apologize for attack me, or face my non-violent wrath.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Your fate has been sealed…Well, not really SEALED but more like…It is going to happen because…Well…I have nothing better to do and it’d be funny seeing your tears, after you attacked me.

Tatsi Tatsu my friend um…maybee youd like to come stay with me in stead? we can do fun stuff like hav dinner together! or go find dinner! i all ways hav fun chasing humans!

M-Miss Kisume? H-how are you not scared?

why wuld i be scared of my friend??

F-friend?

yeah!! i even had Tatsi Tatsu over for hollydays! I gave her a prety rock!

I used it to break in a human’s home and take everything.

thats okay! im glad you used it!!

I’m glad that you like that!

so will lyou be coming over???? ill get some human for you!!

I will gladly come over, friendo! But I’m still going to make those books suffer.

ah okay!! cant wait!

I will have to ask you to refrain from damaging Patchouli-Sama’s books.

No.

Very well. It appears I am required to resort to force.

I’m going to dye and paint everything you own green before you even touch me…Then I’ll probably just leave the books alone and go over the entire mansion in green again, excluding the books…But I will beat the heck out of a dictionary.

You won’t make it past Hong-San or Izayoi-San. I’d consider retreat if I were in your situation.

Guess what, ma’am.

If I were you, I’d “guess” myself as far away from the mansion as possible.

I’m already inside.

Doubt it.

Then check the library. Gaze upon my art of destruction and painting things that are not supposed to be green a horrendous shade of green.

I’m in the library currently, I think I would know if a youkai was painting things green.

I’m good at hide n’ seek…Heck, I even lost myself for a week or maybe nine weeks, before returning.

Nothing in Voile is destroyed or green. I just performed a perimeter sweep.

I’m surprised you don’t even check behind you.

Do you not know what the word “perimeter” means?

Maybe I’m rushing in and out with the power of wind and picking them off one by one. Maybe I’m waiting to blind you then take action. Maybe I’m dying the clothes first, okay yea, dying the clothes is a better first option.

What exactly are you trying to achieve by any of this?

She attacked me, so I’m getting my due revenge on the entire mansion for allowing her to do so.

She only attacked you because you did it before without reason. By your own logic it was completely justified.

Paru told me to do it.

I don’t even know you why the hell would I ask you to paint the SDM green

I just now realized I haven’t properly introduced myself to the…Very small audience, to be honest, why was this human posting so often?? Well, I’m Tatsi, surprising how I managed to steal a blog from a human who also used my name in it, huh. You’d think I would have just found some popular one too, for exposure but…Nope! I’m here, in my lonely little circle of pinwheels with…No one…This is kinda…I need friends…But that is beside the point, my feelings don’t matter. I am making this because…Uh…No reason actually, barely anyone even reads these, and those who do are probably trying to…Capture me…Like the humans did…Uh…At least I didn’t have to use force?? Yeah, spending those moments lost really taught me something, out there, no one cares about you or anyone else, even the humans. There are only a few who will, and we must hold on to them, and return every bit of care they show, to tend the the garden that is friendship…I miss Mari now…But I can’t go back, I’d probably be hunted down…And I don’t want to bring Mari here…She’d probably be hunted by others like me…Its moments like these in which I wish everyone would listen to me, so I could at least have shoulders to cry on temporarily…

Yes.

i’ll game end you myself

Oh no.

do you wanna have a bad time, tatsi?

I’d love to see you try giving me one, you pathetic hare. I will show you the true definition of fear.

If you pay up, I’ll gladly forgive and forget. If not…

I WILL BE THE WORST NIGHTMARE YOU WILL EVER HAVE, YOU WORTHLESS WORM

Y-you think you’re tough, huh? Well, I don’t doubt that at all. In fact, I don’t think I beat you! Hell, I don’t think even Lady Eirin or the Shrine Maiden could! So come on, you scary little girl! I’ll forgive your debt with no extra charge! Just redirect this wind so it doesn’t kill me! You won’t find a deal this good anywhere else!

Okay, let us see how that mansion I painted green likes it-

Okay, just for attacking me, just wait til I visit with an axe. ;3 Your books are on the chopping block.

Oh I would, I might as well dye every article of clothing the shade of green I used on the mansion too! So, will you apologize for attack me, or face my non-violent wrath.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Your fate has been sealed…Well, not really SEALED but more like…It is going to happen because…Well…I have nothing better to do and it’d be funny seeing your tears, after you attacked me.

Tatsi Tatsu my friend um…maybee youd like to come stay with me in stead? we can do fun stuff like hav dinner together! or go find dinner! i all ways hav fun chasing humans!

M-Miss Kisume? H-how are you not scared?

why wuld i be scared of my friend??

F-friend?

yeah!! i even had Tatsi Tatsu over for hollydays! I gave her a prety rock!

I used it to break in a human’s home and take everything.

thats okay! im glad you used it!!

I’m glad that you like that!

so will lyou be coming over???? ill get some human for you!!

I will gladly come over, friendo! But I’m still going to make those books suffer.

ah okay!! cant wait!

I will have to ask you to refrain from damaging Patchouli-Sama’s books.

No.

Very well. It appears I am required to resort to force.

I’m going to dye and paint everything you own green before you even touch me…Then I’ll probably just leave the books alone and go over the entire mansion in green again, excluding the books…But I will beat the heck out of a dictionary.

You won’t make it past Hong-San or Izayoi-San. I’d consider retreat if I were in your situation.

Guess what, ma’am.

If I were you, I’d “guess” myself as far away from the mansion as possible.

I’m already inside.

Doubt it.

I don’t think a lotta people can get past Meiling, let alone Sakuya. And the sisters are out of the question.

You underestimate the power of wind, speed, and rocks being thrown at glass.

Speed won’t get you very far in a fight against a Maid with time manipulation.

Not with that attitude.

Not with yours either if you think she’s that easy to get around.

I will go over there and beat you over the head with a stick. With the right attitude, anything is possible! At least, that is what I’ve been told by a few humans who I messed with for a full day.

Although that’s very good advice, You’ve got a bit of a boner for picking the wrong people to fight huh.

Okay, I think you just made a typo so bad your seriousness can be thrown out of the window entirely…You almost made me laugh too, almost made me reveal my hiding spot!

Sorry but that ain’t a typo, I stand by every word of that response.

Then explain the extra “R”.

That’s how boner is spelled. Maybe instead of picking fights with everyone and vandalizing private property you should go to school.

…then what is a boner?? Isn’t the phrase “I have a BONE to pick” not boner??

I wasn’t using that phrase, I was saying fighting the wrong people gives you a boner.

I just now realized I haven’t properly introduced myself to the…Very small audience, to be honest, why was this human posting so often?? Well, I’m Tatsi, surprising how I managed to steal a blog from a human who also used my name in it, huh. You’d think I would have just found some popular one too, for exposure but…Nope! I’m here, in my lonely little circle of pinwheels with…No one…This is kinda…I need friends…But that is beside the point, my feelings don’t matter. I am making this because…Uh…No reason actually, barely anyone even reads these, and those who do are probably trying to…Capture me…Like the humans did…Uh…At least I didn’t have to use force?? Yeah, spending those moments lost really taught me something, out there, no one cares about you or anyone else, even the humans. There are only a few who will, and we must hold on to them, and return every bit of care they show, to tend the the garden that is friendship…I miss Mari now…But I can’t go back, I’d probably be hunted down…And I don’t want to bring Mari here…She’d probably be hunted by others like me…Its moments like these in which I wish everyone would listen to me, so I could at least have shoulders to cry on temporarily…

Yes.

i’ll game end you myself

Oh no.

do you wanna have a bad time, tatsi?

I’d love to see you try giving me one, you pathetic hare. I will show you the true definition of fear.

If you pay up, I’ll gladly forgive and forget. If not…

I WILL BE THE WORST NIGHTMARE YOU WILL EVER HAVE, YOU WORTHLESS WORM

Y-you think you’re tough, huh? Well, I don’t doubt that at all. In fact, I don’t think I beat you! Hell, I don’t think even Lady Eirin or the Shrine Maiden could! So come on, you scary little girl! I’ll forgive your debt with no extra charge! Just redirect this wind so it doesn’t kill me! You won’t find a deal this good anywhere else!

Okay, let us see how that mansion I painted green likes it-

Okay, just for attacking me, just wait til I visit with an axe. ;3 Your books are on the chopping block.