For Milady

I’ll need some coffee if I’m gonna get through cleaning up the mess Flandre made earlier.

I’ll bring you some!

Please do, with a shot of 5 hour energy in there, I need to deal with a sentient puddle of goo & it moves fast

Understood.

I’ll need some coffee if I’m gonna get through cleaning up the mess Flandre made earlier.

I’ll bring you some!

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Kisume is a good kid, tell her what you love about her.

She’s super sweet ‘n she always says the cutest stuff to me!

I love her drawings. They’re really sweet.

She’s super cute! And she seems like she appreciates good fashion!

She’s an excellent friend, and exemplary listener!

Bake a pie today! My personal favorite is cinnamon.

I’m very fond of a raspberry pie recipe that I found in a cookbook once. I love to share it with @koakumasuggestion.

I always enjoy getting to eat with Patchouli-Sama, and the pie is one of my favorites as well!

It’s wonderful tasting, is it not?

Indeed it is!

Bake a pie today! My personal favorite is cinnamon.

I’m very fond of a raspberry pie recipe that I found in a cookbook once. I love to share it with @koakumasuggestion.

I always enjoy getting to eat with Patchouli-Sama, and the pie is one of my favorites as well!

Suggestion: If you’re looking for an assistant, be aware that you’ll never find one as helpful and lovely as Koakuma. You can certainly try, however.

Patchouli-Sama... Thank you so very much! This means so much to me, I promise to always remain by your side!

Its all fun and games untill a snork pack jumps ya

it’s all fun and games until you find out you’re only halfway through the story and now everything’s getting hit with cerebus syndrome

It’s all fun and games until “DEMONIC PRESENCE AT UNSAFE LEVELS. LOCKDOWN IN EFFECT.”

It’s all fun and games until a cosmic horror shows up at the very end of the adventure to break reality.

its all fun and games till your mouth gets sealed with a curse and someone knocks you unconscious so you can be possesed.

It’s all fun and games until all your friends are dead.

worse when its your possesed body that did it.

Or they’re possessed and you have to kill them one by one while fully conscious and in control of your actions

Are you guys ok? Do you need therapy?

It’s all fun and games until suddenly you’re fighting yourself and your dream self and you don’t know who won and who you are and you’re unsure about your very existence itself, after already having existential encounters leaving you unsure about the very nature of reality

It’s all fun and games until you steal the Hourai Elixir and become immortal and have to wait 1000 years for the one thing that gives your life purpose to return from the moon and slowly go insane from the knowledge that all your friends and everyone you care about will continue to die for the rest of your eternal misery.

It’s all fun and games until you realize Sumi and Mokou are scene kids.

It’s all fun and games until Heca breaks hiatus with something like this.

It’s all fun a ‘n games till Par’s hypocritical.

Hoshiguma-San? Won’t Mizuhashi-San get angry when she reads this?

I just now realized I haven’t properly introduced myself to the…Very small audience, to be honest, why was this human posting so often?? Well, I’m Tatsi, surprising how I managed to steal a blog from a human who also used my name in it, huh. You’d think I would have just found some popular one too, for exposure but…Nope! I’m here, in my lonely little circle of pinwheels with…No one…This is kinda…I need friends…But that is beside the point, my feelings don’t matter. I am making this because…Uh…No reason actually, barely anyone even reads these, and those who do are probably trying to…Capture me…Like the humans did…Uh…At least I didn’t have to use force?? Yeah, spending those moments lost really taught me something, out there, no one cares about you or anyone else, even the humans. There are only a few who will, and we must hold on to them, and return every bit of care they show, to tend the the garden that is friendship…I miss Mari now…But I can’t go back, I’d probably be hunted down…And I don’t want to bring Mari here…She’d probably be hunted by others like me…Its moments like these in which I wish everyone would listen to me, so I could at least have shoulders to cry on temporarily…

Yes.

i’ll game end you myself

Oh no.

do you wanna have a bad time, tatsi?

I’d love to see you try giving me one, you pathetic hare. I will show you the true definition of fear.

If you pay up, I’ll gladly forgive and forget. If not…

I WILL BE THE WORST NIGHTMARE YOU WILL EVER HAVE, YOU WORTHLESS WORM

Y-you think you’re tough, huh? Well, I don’t doubt that at all. In fact, I don’t think I beat you! Hell, I don’t think even Lady Eirin or the Shrine Maiden could! So come on, you scary little girl! I’ll forgive your debt with no extra charge! Just redirect this wind so it doesn’t kill me! You won’t find a deal this good anywhere else!

Okay, let us see how that mansion I painted green likes it-

Okay, just for attacking me, just wait til I visit with an axe. ;3 Your books are on the chopping block.

Oh I would, I might as well dye every article of clothing the shade of green I used on the mansion too! So, will you apologize for attack me, or face my non-violent wrath.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Your fate has been sealed…Well, not really SEALED but more like…It is going to happen because…Well…I have nothing better to do and it’d be funny seeing your tears, after you attacked me.

Tatsi Tatsu my friend um…maybee youd like to come stay with me in stead? we can do fun stuff like hav dinner together! or go find dinner! i all ways hav fun chasing humans!

M-Miss Kisume? H-how are you not scared?

why wuld i be scared of my friend??

F-friend?

yeah!! i even had Tatsi Tatsu over for hollydays! I gave her a prety rock!

I used it to break in a human’s home and take everything.

thats okay! im glad you used it!!

I’m glad that you like that!

so will lyou be coming over???? ill get some human for you!!

I will gladly come over, friendo! But I’m still going to make those books suffer.

ah okay!! cant wait!

@themanysuggestionsofremilia Please, Remi! Help me! I can’t hold her back on my own!

Nobody bullies my librarian on MY watch! Meet me on the roof of the Scarlet Devil Mansion during the full moon of midnight.. whatever your name is.

I’ll make you look worthless in front of your entire household, dear. Believe me I will.

I can manipulate fate at my fingertips! What can you do, smarty-pants?

Manipulate how fast you splatter on the wall. Definitely faster than anything you can do. It is best you give up…Before you become a paste for your maids to clean up.

Ohohoho, me? I am Mistress Remilia Scarlet of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, I own this shit. I might as well rip you in half for trying to ruin my name. And nobody tries to bully MY servants under my watch.

Your weak threats mean nothing to me. I can make you look like an insect. Now it is best you shut the FUCK UP AND EAT YOUR WORDS, BEFORE I SHOW YOU THE TRUE DEFINITION OF FEAR.

Tsst.. ow! The edge! Why don’t you soften up and go play with the kids at Hot Topic, sweetheart? You seem to be pretty edgy right now~

I might be edgy, but at least I have clothes…Yes, I did something to your wardrobe.

What wardrobe? I last checked and it was all pristine and perfect as always, in the words of Morgan Freeman except with turquoise hair and he’s black.. this existence doesn’t need you anymore.

No, it needs me…For I am the counterweight to your own faults.

How dare you! First you harass Lady Patchouli, And now you insult Ojou-Sama! I wouldn’t be surprised if you wake up in Hell tomorrow morning.

Ah, Koakuma. My lovely assistant. Dispose of this miserable coward for me, please?~

At once, Ojou-Sama!

I just now realized I haven’t properly introduced myself to the…Very small audience, to be honest, why was this human posting so often?? Well, I’m Tatsi, surprising how I managed to steal a blog from a human who also used my name in it, huh. You’d think I would have just found some popular one too, for exposure but…Nope! I’m here, in my lonely little circle of pinwheels with…No one…This is kinda…I need friends…But that is beside the point, my feelings don’t matter. I am making this because…Uh…No reason actually, barely anyone even reads these, and those who do are probably trying to…Capture me…Like the humans did…Uh…At least I didn’t have to use force?? Yeah, spending those moments lost really taught me something, out there, no one cares about you or anyone else, even the humans. There are only a few who will, and we must hold on to them, and return every bit of care they show, to tend the the garden that is friendship…I miss Mari now…But I can’t go back, I’d probably be hunted down…And I don’t want to bring Mari here…She’d probably be hunted by others like me…Its moments like these in which I wish everyone would listen to me, so I could at least have shoulders to cry on temporarily…

Yes.

i’ll game end you myself

Oh no.

do you wanna have a bad time, tatsi?

I’d love to see you try giving me one, you pathetic hare. I will show you the true definition of fear.

If you pay up, I’ll gladly forgive and forget. If not…

I WILL BE THE WORST NIGHTMARE YOU WILL EVER HAVE, YOU WORTHLESS WORM

Y-you think you’re tough, huh? Well, I don’t doubt that at all. In fact, I don’t think I beat you! Hell, I don’t think even Lady Eirin or the Shrine Maiden could! So come on, you scary little girl! I’ll forgive your debt with no extra charge! Just redirect this wind so it doesn’t kill me! You won’t find a deal this good anywhere else!

Okay, let us see how that mansion I painted green likes it-

Okay, just for attacking me, just wait til I visit with an axe. ;3 Your books are on the chopping block.

Oh I would, I might as well dye every article of clothing the shade of green I used on the mansion too! So, will you apologize for attack me, or face my non-violent wrath.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Your fate has been sealed…Well, not really SEALED but more like…It is going to happen because…Well…I have nothing better to do and it’d be funny seeing your tears, after you attacked me.

Tatsi Tatsu my friend um…maybee youd like to come stay with me in stead? we can do fun stuff like hav dinner together! or go find dinner! i all ways hav fun chasing humans!

M-Miss Kisume? H-how are you not scared?

why wuld i be scared of my friend??

F-friend?

yeah!! i even had Tatsi Tatsu over for hollydays! I gave her a prety rock!

I used it to break in a human’s home and take everything.

thats okay! im glad you used it!!

I’m glad that you like that!

so will lyou be coming over???? ill get some human for you!!

I will gladly come over, friendo! But I’m still going to make those books suffer.

ah okay!! cant wait!

@themanysuggestionsofremilia Please, Remi! Help me! I can’t hold her back on my own!

Nobody bullies my librarian on MY watch! Meet me on the roof of the Scarlet Devil Mansion during the full moon of midnight.. whatever your name is.

I’ll make you look worthless in front of your entire household, dear. Believe me I will.

I can manipulate fate at my fingertips! What can you do, smarty-pants?

Manipulate how fast you splatter on the wall. Definitely faster than anything you can do. It is best you give up…Before you become a paste for your maids to clean up.

Ohohoho, me? I am Mistress Remilia Scarlet of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, I own this shit. I might as well rip you in half for trying to ruin my name. And nobody tries to bully MY servants under my watch.

Your weak threats mean nothing to me. I can make you look like an insect. Now it is best you shut the FUCK UP AND EAT YOUR WORDS, BEFORE I SHOW YOU THE TRUE DEFINITION OF FEAR.

Tsst.. ow! The edge! Why don’t you soften up and go play with the kids at Hot Topic, sweetheart? You seem to be pretty edgy right now~

I might be edgy, but at least I have clothes…Yes, I did something to your wardrobe.

What wardrobe? I last checked and it was all pristine and perfect as always, in the words of Morgan Freeman except with turquoise hair and he’s black.. this existence doesn’t need you anymore.

No, it needs me…For I am the counterweight to your own faults.

How dare you! First you harass Lady Patchouli, And now you insult Ojou-Sama! I wouldn’t be surprised if you wake up in Hell tomorrow morning.

I just now realized I haven’t properly introduced myself to the…Very small audience, to be honest, why was this human posting so often?? Well, I’m Tatsi, surprising how I managed to steal a blog from a human who also used my name in it, huh. You’d think I would have just found some popular one too, for exposure but…Nope! I’m here, in my lonely little circle of pinwheels with…No one…This is kinda…I need friends…But that is beside the point, my feelings don’t matter. I am making this because…Uh…No reason actually, barely anyone even reads these, and those who do are probably trying to…Capture me…Like the humans did…Uh…At least I didn’t have to use force?? Yeah, spending those moments lost really taught me something, out there, no one cares about you or anyone else, even the humans. There are only a few who will, and we must hold on to them, and return every bit of care they show, to tend the the garden that is friendship…I miss Mari now…But I can’t go back, I’d probably be hunted down…And I don’t want to bring Mari here…She’d probably be hunted by others like me…Its moments like these in which I wish everyone would listen to me, so I could at least have shoulders to cry on temporarily…

Yes.

i’ll game end you myself

Oh no.

do you wanna have a bad time, tatsi?

I’d love to see you try giving me one, you pathetic hare. I will show you the true definition of fear.

If you pay up, I’ll gladly forgive and forget. If not…

I WILL BE THE WORST NIGHTMARE YOU WILL EVER HAVE, YOU WORTHLESS WORM

Y-you think you’re tough, huh? Well, I don’t doubt that at all. In fact, I don’t think I beat you! Hell, I don’t think even Lady Eirin or the Shrine Maiden could! So come on, you scary little girl! I’ll forgive your debt with no extra charge! Just redirect this wind so it doesn’t kill me! You won’t find a deal this good anywhere else!

Okay, let us see how that mansion I painted green likes it-

Okay, just for attacking me, just wait til I visit with an axe. ;3 Your books are on the chopping block.

Oh I would, I might as well dye every article of clothing the shade of green I used on the mansion too! So, will you apologize for attack me, or face my non-violent wrath.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Your fate has been sealed…Well, not really SEALED but more like…It is going to happen because…Well…I have nothing better to do and it’d be funny seeing your tears, after you attacked me.

Tatsi Tatsu my friend um…maybee youd like to come stay with me in stead? we can do fun stuff like hav dinner together! or go find dinner! i all ways hav fun chasing humans!

M-Miss Kisume? H-how are you not scared?

why wuld i be scared of my friend??

F-friend?

yeah!! i even had Tatsi Tatsu over for hollydays! I gave her a prety rock!

I used it to break in a human’s home and take everything.

thats okay! im glad you used it!!

I’m glad that you like that!

so will lyou be coming over???? ill get some human for you!!

I will gladly come over, friendo! But I’m still going to make those books suffer.

ah okay!! cant wait!

I will have to ask you to refrain from damaging Patchouli-Sama’s books.

No.

Very well. It appears I am required to resort to force.

I’m going to dye and paint everything you own green before you even touch me…Then I’ll probably just leave the books alone and go over the entire mansion in green again, excluding the books…But I will beat the heck out of a dictionary.

You won’t make it past Hong-San or Izayoi-San. I’d consider retreat if I were in your situation.

Guess what, ma’am.

If I were you, I’d “guess” myself as far away from the mansion as possible.

I’m already inside.

Doubt it.

Then check the library. Gaze upon my art of destruction and painting things that are not supposed to be green a horrendous shade of green.

I’m in the library currently, I think I would know if a youkai was painting things green.

I’m good at hide n’ seek…Heck, I even lost myself for a week or maybe nine weeks, before returning.

Nothing in Voile is destroyed or green. I just performed a perimeter sweep.

I’m surprised you don’t even check behind you.

Do you not know what the word “perimeter” means?

Maybe I’m rushing in and out with the power of wind and picking them off one by one. Maybe I’m waiting to blind you then take action. Maybe I’m dying the clothes first, okay yea, dying the clothes is a better first option.

What exactly are you trying to achieve by any of this?

She attacked me, so I’m getting my due revenge on the entire mansion for allowing her to do so.

She only attacked you because you did it before without reason. By your own logic it was completely justified.

I just now realized I haven’t properly introduced myself to the…Very small audience, to be honest, why was this human posting so often?? Well, I’m Tatsi, surprising how I managed to steal a blog from a human who also used my name in it, huh. You’d think I would have just found some popular one too, for exposure but…Nope! I’m here, in my lonely little circle of pinwheels with…No one…This is kinda…I need friends…But that is beside the point, my feelings don’t matter. I am making this because…Uh…No reason actually, barely anyone even reads these, and those who do are probably trying to…Capture me…Like the humans did…Uh…At least I didn’t have to use force?? Yeah, spending those moments lost really taught me something, out there, no one cares about you or anyone else, even the humans. There are only a few who will, and we must hold on to them, and return every bit of care they show, to tend the the garden that is friendship…I miss Mari now…But I can’t go back, I’d probably be hunted down…And I don’t want to bring Mari here…She’d probably be hunted by others like me…Its moments like these in which I wish everyone would listen to me, so I could at least have shoulders to cry on temporarily…

Yes.

i’ll game end you myself

Oh no.

do you wanna have a bad time, tatsi?

I’d love to see you try giving me one, you pathetic hare. I will show you the true definition of fear.

If you pay up, I’ll gladly forgive and forget. If not…

I WILL BE THE WORST NIGHTMARE YOU WILL EVER HAVE, YOU WORTHLESS WORM

Y-you think you’re tough, huh? Well, I don’t doubt that at all. In fact, I don’t think I beat you! Hell, I don’t think even Lady Eirin or the Shrine Maiden could! So come on, you scary little girl! I’ll forgive your debt with no extra charge! Just redirect this wind so it doesn’t kill me! You won’t find a deal this good anywhere else!

Okay, let us see how that mansion I painted green likes it-

Okay, just for attacking me, just wait til I visit with an axe. ;3 Your books are on the chopping block.

Oh I would, I might as well dye every article of clothing the shade of green I used on the mansion too! So, will you apologize for attack me, or face my non-violent wrath.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Your fate has been sealed…Well, not really SEALED but more like…It is going to happen because…Well…I have nothing better to do and it’d be funny seeing your tears, after you attacked me.

Tatsi Tatsu my friend um…maybee youd like to come stay with me in stead? we can do fun stuff like hav dinner together! or go find dinner! i all ways hav fun chasing humans!

M-Miss Kisume? H-how are you not scared?

why wuld i be scared of my friend??

F-friend?

yeah!! i even had Tatsi Tatsu over for hollydays! I gave her a prety rock!

I used it to break in a human’s home and take everything.

thats okay! im glad you used it!!

I’m glad that you like that!

so will lyou be coming over???? ill get some human for you!!

I will gladly come over, friendo! But I’m still going to make those books suffer.

ah okay!! cant wait!

I will have to ask you to refrain from damaging Patchouli-Sama’s books.

No.

Very well. It appears I am required to resort to force.

I’m going to dye and paint everything you own green before you even touch me…Then I’ll probably just leave the books alone and go over the entire mansion in green again, excluding the books…But I will beat the heck out of a dictionary.

You won’t make it past Hong-San or Izayoi-San. I’d consider retreat if I were in your situation.

Guess what, ma’am.

If I were you, I’d “guess” myself as far away from the mansion as possible.

I’m already inside.

Doubt it.

Then check the library. Gaze upon my art of destruction and painting things that are not supposed to be green a horrendous shade of green.

I’m in the library currently, I think I would know if a youkai was painting things green.

I’m good at hide n’ seek…Heck, I even lost myself for a week or maybe nine weeks, before returning.

Nothing in Voile is destroyed or green. I just performed a perimeter sweep.

I’m surprised you don’t even check behind you.

Do you not know what the word “perimeter” means?

Maybe I’m rushing in and out with the power of wind and picking them off one by one. Maybe I’m waiting to blind you then take action. Maybe I’m dying the clothes first, okay yea, dying the clothes is a better first option.

What exactly are you trying to achieve by any of this?

I just now realized I haven’t properly introduced myself to the…Very small audience, to be honest, why was this human posting so often?? Well, I’m Tatsi, surprising how I managed to steal a blog from a human who also used my name in it, huh. You’d think I would have just found some popular one too, for exposure but…Nope! I’m here, in my lonely little circle of pinwheels with…No one…This is kinda…I need friends…But that is beside the point, my feelings don’t matter. I am making this because…Uh…No reason actually, barely anyone even reads these, and those who do are probably trying to…Capture me…Like the humans did…Uh…At least I didn’t have to use force?? Yeah, spending those moments lost really taught me something, out there, no one cares about you or anyone else, even the humans. There are only a few who will, and we must hold on to them, and return every bit of care they show, to tend the the garden that is friendship…I miss Mari now…But I can’t go back, I’d probably be hunted down…And I don’t want to bring Mari here…She’d probably be hunted by others like me…Its moments like these in which I wish everyone would listen to me, so I could at least have shoulders to cry on temporarily…

Yes.

i’ll game end you myself

Oh no.

do you wanna have a bad time, tatsi?

I’d love to see you try giving me one, you pathetic hare. I will show you the true definition of fear.

If you pay up, I’ll gladly forgive and forget. If not…

I WILL BE THE WORST NIGHTMARE YOU WILL EVER HAVE, YOU WORTHLESS WORM

Y-you think you’re tough, huh? Well, I don’t doubt that at all. In fact, I don’t think I beat you! Hell, I don’t think even Lady Eirin or the Shrine Maiden could! So come on, you scary little girl! I’ll forgive your debt with no extra charge! Just redirect this wind so it doesn’t kill me! You won’t find a deal this good anywhere else!

Okay, let us see how that mansion I painted green likes it-

Okay, just for attacking me, just wait til I visit with an axe. ;3 Your books are on the chopping block.

Oh I would, I might as well dye every article of clothing the shade of green I used on the mansion too! So, will you apologize for attack me, or face my non-violent wrath.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Your fate has been sealed…Well, not really SEALED but more like…It is going to happen because…Well…I have nothing better to do and it’d be funny seeing your tears, after you attacked me.

Tatsi Tatsu my friend um…maybee youd like to come stay with me in stead? we can do fun stuff like hav dinner together! or go find dinner! i all ways hav fun chasing humans!

M-Miss Kisume? H-how are you not scared?

why wuld i be scared of my friend??

F-friend?

yeah!! i even had Tatsi Tatsu over for hollydays! I gave her a prety rock!

I used it to break in a human’s home and take everything.

thats okay! im glad you used it!!

I’m glad that you like that!

so will lyou be coming over???? ill get some human for you!!

I will gladly come over, friendo! But I’m still going to make those books suffer.

ah okay!! cant wait!

I will have to ask you to refrain from damaging Patchouli-Sama’s books.

No.

Very well. It appears I am required to resort to force.

I’m going to dye and paint everything you own green before you even touch me…Then I’ll probably just leave the books alone and go over the entire mansion in green again, excluding the books…But I will beat the heck out of a dictionary.

You won’t make it past Hong-San or Izayoi-San. I’d consider retreat if I were in your situation.

Guess what, ma’am.

If I were you, I’d “guess” myself as far away from the mansion as possible.

I’m already inside.

Doubt it.

Then check the library. Gaze upon my art of destruction and painting things that are not supposed to be green a horrendous shade of green.

I’m in the library currently, I think I would know if a youkai was painting things green.

I’m good at hide n’ seek…Heck, I even lost myself for a week or maybe nine weeks, before returning.

Nothing in Voile is destroyed or green. I just performed a perimeter sweep.

I’m surprised you don’t even check behind you.

Do you not know what the word “perimeter” means?

I just now realized I haven’t properly introduced myself to the…Very small audience, to be honest, why was this human posting so often?? Well, I’m Tatsi, surprising how I managed to steal a blog from a human who also used my name in it, huh. You’d think I would have just found some popular one too, for exposure but…Nope! I’m here, in my lonely little circle of pinwheels with…No one…This is kinda…I need friends…But that is beside the point, my feelings don’t matter. I am making this because…Uh…No reason actually, barely anyone even reads these, and those who do are probably trying to…Capture me…Like the humans did…Uh…At least I didn’t have to use force?? Yeah, spending those moments lost really taught me something, out there, no one cares about you or anyone else, even the humans. There are only a few who will, and we must hold on to them, and return every bit of care they show, to tend the the garden that is friendship…I miss Mari now…But I can’t go back, I’d probably be hunted down…And I don’t want to bring Mari here…She’d probably be hunted by others like me…Its moments like these in which I wish everyone would listen to me, so I could at least have shoulders to cry on temporarily…

Yes.

i’ll game end you myself

Oh no.

do you wanna have a bad time, tatsi?

I’d love to see you try giving me one, you pathetic hare. I will show you the true definition of fear.

If you pay up, I’ll gladly forgive and forget. If not…

I WILL BE THE WORST NIGHTMARE YOU WILL EVER HAVE, YOU WORTHLESS WORM

Y-you think you’re tough, huh? Well, I don’t doubt that at all. In fact, I don’t think I beat you! Hell, I don’t think even Lady Eirin or the Shrine Maiden could! So come on, you scary little girl! I’ll forgive your debt with no extra charge! Just redirect this wind so it doesn’t kill me! You won’t find a deal this good anywhere else!

Okay, let us see how that mansion I painted green likes it-

Okay, just for attacking me, just wait til I visit with an axe. ;3 Your books are on the chopping block.

Oh I would, I might as well dye every article of clothing the shade of green I used on the mansion too! So, will you apologize for attack me, or face my non-violent wrath.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Your fate has been sealed…Well, not really SEALED but more like…It is going to happen because…Well…I have nothing better to do and it’d be funny seeing your tears, after you attacked me.

Tatsi Tatsu my friend um…maybee youd like to come stay with me in stead? we can do fun stuff like hav dinner together! or go find dinner! i all ways hav fun chasing humans!

M-Miss Kisume? H-how are you not scared?

why wuld i be scared of my friend??

F-friend?

yeah!! i even had Tatsi Tatsu over for hollydays! I gave her a prety rock!

I used it to break in a human’s home and take everything.

thats okay! im glad you used it!!

I’m glad that you like that!

so will lyou be coming over???? ill get some human for you!!

I will gladly come over, friendo! But I’m still going to make those books suffer.

ah okay!! cant wait!

I will have to ask you to refrain from damaging Patchouli-Sama’s books.

No.

Very well. It appears I am required to resort to force.

I’m going to dye and paint everything you own green before you even touch me…Then I’ll probably just leave the books alone and go over the entire mansion in green again, excluding the books…But I will beat the heck out of a dictionary.

You won’t make it past Hong-San or Izayoi-San. I’d consider retreat if I were in your situation.

Guess what, ma’am.

If I were you, I’d “guess” myself as far away from the mansion as possible.

I’m already inside.

Doubt it.

Then check the library. Gaze upon my art of destruction and painting things that are not supposed to be green a horrendous shade of green.

I’m in the library currently, I think I would know if a youkai was painting things green.

I’m good at hide n’ seek…Heck, I even lost myself for a week or maybe nine weeks, before returning.

Nothing in Voile is destroyed or green. I just performed a perimeter sweep.

I just now realized I haven’t properly introduced myself to the…Very small audience, to be honest, why was this human posting so often?? Well, I’m Tatsi, surprising how I managed to steal a blog from a human who also used my name in it, huh. You’d think I would have just found some popular one too, for exposure but…Nope! I’m here, in my lonely little circle of pinwheels with…No one…This is kinda…I need friends…But that is beside the point, my feelings don’t matter. I am making this because…Uh…No reason actually, barely anyone even reads these, and those who do are probably trying to…Capture me…Like the humans did…Uh…At least I didn’t have to use force?? Yeah, spending those moments lost really taught me something, out there, no one cares about you or anyone else, even the humans. There are only a few who will, and we must hold on to them, and return every bit of care they show, to tend the the garden that is friendship…I miss Mari now…But I can’t go back, I’d probably be hunted down…And I don’t want to bring Mari here…She’d probably be hunted by others like me…Its moments like these in which I wish everyone would listen to me, so I could at least have shoulders to cry on temporarily…

Yes.

i’ll game end you myself

Oh no.

do you wanna have a bad time, tatsi?

I’d love to see you try giving me one, you pathetic hare. I will show you the true definition of fear.

If you pay up, I’ll gladly forgive and forget. If not…

I WILL BE THE WORST NIGHTMARE YOU WILL EVER HAVE, YOU WORTHLESS WORM

Y-you think you’re tough, huh? Well, I don’t doubt that at all. In fact, I don’t think I beat you! Hell, I don’t think even Lady Eirin or the Shrine Maiden could! So come on, you scary little girl! I’ll forgive your debt with no extra charge! Just redirect this wind so it doesn’t kill me! You won’t find a deal this good anywhere else!

Okay, let us see how that mansion I painted green likes it-

Okay, just for attacking me, just wait til I visit with an axe. ;3 Your books are on the chopping block.

Oh I would, I might as well dye every article of clothing the shade of green I used on the mansion too! So, will you apologize for attack me, or face my non-violent wrath.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Your fate has been sealed…Well, not really SEALED but more like…It is going to happen because…Well…I have nothing better to do and it’d be funny seeing your tears, after you attacked me.

Tatsi Tatsu my friend um…maybee youd like to come stay with me in stead? we can do fun stuff like hav dinner together! or go find dinner! i all ways hav fun chasing humans!

M-Miss Kisume? H-how are you not scared?

why wuld i be scared of my friend??

F-friend?

yeah!! i even had Tatsi Tatsu over for hollydays! I gave her a prety rock!

I used it to break in a human’s home and take everything.

thats okay! im glad you used it!!

I’m glad that you like that!

so will lyou be coming over???? ill get some human for you!!

I will gladly come over, friendo! But I’m still going to make those books suffer.

ah okay!! cant wait!

I will have to ask you to refrain from damaging Patchouli-Sama’s books.

No.

Very well. It appears I am required to resort to force.

I’m going to dye and paint everything you own green before you even touch me…Then I’ll probably just leave the books alone and go over the entire mansion in green again, excluding the books…But I will beat the heck out of a dictionary.

You won’t make it past Hong-San or Izayoi-San. I’d consider retreat if I were in your situation.

Guess what, ma’am.

If I were you, I’d “guess” myself as far away from the mansion as possible.

I’m already inside.

Doubt it.

Then check the library. Gaze upon my art of destruction and painting things that are not supposed to be green a horrendous shade of green.

I’m in the library currently, I think I would know if a youkai was painting things green.

I just now realized I haven’t properly introduced myself to the…Very small audience, to be honest, why was this human posting so often?? Well, I’m Tatsi, surprising how I managed to steal a blog from a human who also used my name in it, huh. You’d think I would have just found some popular one too, for exposure but…Nope! I’m here, in my lonely little circle of pinwheels with…No one…This is kinda…I need friends…But that is beside the point, my feelings don’t matter. I am making this because…Uh…No reason actually, barely anyone even reads these, and those who do are probably trying to…Capture me…Like the humans did…Uh…At least I didn’t have to use force?? Yeah, spending those moments lost really taught me something, out there, no one cares about you or anyone else, even the humans. There are only a few who will, and we must hold on to them, and return every bit of care they show, to tend the the garden that is friendship…I miss Mari now…But I can’t go back, I’d probably be hunted down…And I don’t want to bring Mari here…She’d probably be hunted by others like me…Its moments like these in which I wish everyone would listen to me, so I could at least have shoulders to cry on temporarily…

Yes.

i’ll game end you myself

Oh no.

do you wanna have a bad time, tatsi?

I’d love to see you try giving me one, you pathetic hare. I will show you the true definition of fear.

If you pay up, I’ll gladly forgive and forget. If not…

I WILL BE THE WORST NIGHTMARE YOU WILL EVER HAVE, YOU WORTHLESS WORM

Y-you think you’re tough, huh? Well, I don’t doubt that at all. In fact, I don’t think I beat you! Hell, I don’t think even Lady Eirin or the Shrine Maiden could! So come on, you scary little girl! I’ll forgive your debt with no extra charge! Just redirect this wind so it doesn’t kill me! You won’t find a deal this good anywhere else!

Okay, let us see how that mansion I painted green likes it-

Okay, just for attacking me, just wait til I visit with an axe. ;3 Your books are on the chopping block.

Oh I would, I might as well dye every article of clothing the shade of green I used on the mansion too! So, will you apologize for attack me, or face my non-violent wrath.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Your fate has been sealed…Well, not really SEALED but more like…It is going to happen because…Well…I have nothing better to do and it’d be funny seeing your tears, after you attacked me.

Tatsi Tatsu my friend um…maybee youd like to come stay with me in stead? we can do fun stuff like hav dinner together! or go find dinner! i all ways hav fun chasing humans!

M-Miss Kisume? H-how are you not scared?

why wuld i be scared of my friend??

F-friend?

yeah!! i even had Tatsi Tatsu over for hollydays! I gave her a prety rock!

I used it to break in a human’s home and take everything.

thats okay! im glad you used it!!

I’m glad that you like that!

so will lyou be coming over???? ill get some human for you!!

I will gladly come over, friendo! But I’m still going to make those books suffer.

ah okay!! cant wait!

I will have to ask you to refrain from damaging Patchouli-Sama’s books.

No.

Very well. It appears I am required to resort to force.

I’m going to dye and paint everything you own green before you even touch me…Then I’ll probably just leave the books alone and go over the entire mansion in green again, excluding the books…But I will beat the heck out of a dictionary.

You won’t make it past Hong-San or Izayoi-San. I’d consider retreat if I were in your situation.

Guess what, ma’am.

If I were you, I’d “guess” myself as far away from the mansion as possible.

I’m already inside.

Doubt it.