Feel Good Inc

bro im not driving pass me the victor hugo there are men who seemingly are born to be the verso quote

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

i rly like how many electronic devices you can turn off by holding the power button down. its very intuitive to kill a thing by choking it

salad is mostly items

The two most romantic lines in cinema history are "As you wish" from the Princess Bride and "I can fix that" from Holes.

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

Your monkeys ?

those aren’t mine.

(planning to cook you in the wok) ginger garlic spring onions looking cozy in there brother. nice and cozy. say why don't you hop in

i need to age regress to 18 and do a bachelors degree correctly this time and get a million dollar job the moment i graduate and make 2000 friends who all love and worship me and find the artifact and defeat the evil mastermind and slay the ape