Spinchling

So was anybody gonna tell me that the world's oldest documented piece of writing was mega Gay or was I supposed to figure that out on my own???

Aziraphale recreating elements from Pride and Prejudice to get people to fall in love was so homosexual of him 💅

Absolutely love how OFMD and Season 2 of Good Omens made straight people the minority 💅

In honor of Pride Month I gotta tell y'all about one of my coworkers who is currently talking to a non-binary person. He was like "yeah, they told me that they have a binder and I was like 'oh, that must be helpful to hold your pictures and stuff :)).'" I burst out laughing when he told me.

There needs to be an au where Hannibal is still a cannibal chef but the only difference is is that he runs a recipe blog and spends 1500 words talking about where he got his ingredients from. You know, the part that everybody skips. Except he also confesses to murder in his blogs. Everybody that actually sticks around to read it thinks he's just joking around and does it for the blog attention. Except for Will, who avidly invests himself in Hannibal's recipe blogs when one of the local crimes felt a little too familiar. The poor man tries to convince Jack that the person running the recipe blog is their murderer.

Reading fanfic before bed is basically the grown-up version of reading bedtime stories

The two most romantic lines in cinema history are "As you wish" from the Princess Bride and "I can fix that" from Holes.