if psychic Pokemon glow like in the anime when they use their telekinesis or whatever I bet that like at least once a week their trainer sees them glowing with no floating item in sight and have to be like “WHAT ARE YOU FLOATING? WHAT DO YOU HAVE” like when your cat is chewing something you didn’t feed them

Anybody else have no idea how their personality is perceived by others? Like am I nice? Am I mean? I have no idea.

When people tell me stuff about me I literally think about it nonstop for 3-5 business days.

A coworker casually said “everyone else likes you” (because one coworker was mad at me) and I was for real like ????everyone likes me??????

Finally finished teaching oranghutans agriculture. Now I'm off to teach dolphins how to war.

ants already know both of those things

who do you think taught me?

everything is clear to me now

Okay that’s fucking amazing

Everyone needs this on their dash

I really like this tree..

Finally!

Shoutout to Percy Jackson for being a kids book that straight up murdered the abusive step dad instead of doing some bullshit redemption arc where they have to forgive him

my stupidity and my intelligence are not mutually exclusive

i can finish a 10 page paper in 3 hours but i also thought portugal was in europe for a good portion of my adult life

wait

my body physically can not handle seeing “I don’t acknowledge any Pokémon past the original 151” like,,, not only are you not allowed to have an opinion ever again, but you are clearly the most boring type of person

once you get to mew no other pokemon matters anymore

I don’t remember reblogging this but it came up on my feed by me, I was posessed by the elder moose spirit

What a year this week has been.

It’s Monday.

It sure as hell is.

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

oh what a life

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