lol

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

Why, what happened?

he got hit in the neck with a soccer ball #yeowch

Hope he's feeling better now

He is, don't worry about it <3

does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways

im going through some bullshit someones homestuck fankid would experience

i was talking to this guy yesterday and he said "i'm pretty sure i'm straight but i might be a little bicurious. there are definitely some guys i might hook up with. like samson." and i said "samson?" and he said "yeah. like from the bible"

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

not what he said!!

We will we will fuck you