what a surprise I woke up and I’m still that bitch

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

me after one glass of wine: I need to get FUCKED

Me to my skin: we’re adults now, let’s act like it.

No context for this but focus on the ones who stay

Clickbait would’ve been so much more fun in the 1920’s with newsboys having to yell the ridiculous headlines

“EXTRA! EXTRA! FIVE WEIRD FOOD HACKS THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE ”

“READ ALL ABOUT IT! 26 PICTURES TAKEN SECONDS BEFORE DISASTER! THE NINTH ONE WILL SURPRISE YOU!”

i just had the absolute WORST realization

glee would have covered despacito

I havent cried with actual tears from laughter for years and this is was broke that omfg

sss sssss s sssss ssss :^))

🎶aint got no weed left to buuuuy so im lightin it up im lightin up im lovin and livin So we blazin up🎶