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I’ve never seen high school musical and now I never need to

Basketball basketball we love basketball

Ok, but have they known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows, of high school football‽

"came back wrong" what about Came Back Afraid. You used to be brave. Too brave maybe, defying the odds at every turn, a fighter, cocky, playing with fire, first to throw yourself at the enemy. Until one day it all caught up to you. You came back, somehow, but now you know all too intimately how it feels to lose, to die, to be destroyed. Now you flinch and freeze and cower at the slightest provocation. Who even are you now if you can't be brave? The grave may have let you go, but the mortal fear still grips you tighter than ever.

Me, came back an asshole: more like came back a lil bitch, ammarite?

nothing but respect for our troops (smut writers) but listen. i dont want to be the person to tell you this, but not every character is going to be a dom or a sub. some people. and i know this is hard to hear. but some people do have vanilla sex. and some of those people might even be The Character.

I AM SO FUCKING HYPED

No chance In hell will it be as successful either, there was one of the best adaptations of his dark materials in years, and it barely got a postscript, an unnecessary reboot of an already technically competent adaption is going to go nowhere

"that's boring, ask something more interesting"

Get ready 20 minutes early and then monitor the child until they're ready

I don’t do anything because he’s an adult and should know how to manage his time properly without me reminding him.

How does he know when you're planning to leave?

I think the secret third option is wait until your partner is ready to go and then make THEM wait 5 additional minutes for you to get ready. This allows the slow partner to double check while they wait.

How do I convince my boyfriend to do that instead?

Both of you get ready half an hour early then cuddle for any additional time

From what I know about the erotic roleplay community, someone is very turned on by that idea

the reason "robot racism" is often a really stupid metaphor is the same reason that like. discrimination against demons or vampires or whatever doesn't work, is because there's often a pretty justified reasons humans are scared of vampires or robots or whatever, in a way that doesn't apply to real life minorities, like a fantasy author will be like "the reason vampires are discriminated against is because most of them and kill and eat people for fun and pleasure, and so humans respond by trying to kill them, isn't that so sad" and like no that's a perfectly fine reason to not trust vampires i think.

sci-fi writers will be like "every robot on earth randomly decided to kill all humans for no real reason, and now people don't trust robots, and this is a metaphor for racism" and like no you just wrote a metaphor for white people actually.

IMO, the only way to do it well is if the robots don't violently revolt, or only do in self defense, when it's a "robots randomly started killing people" it doesn't really make you sympathetic, on the other hand something like the geth in mass effect, who originally only asked if they had a soul and ended up being executed for it, is a lot more sympathetic.

saw a post that said "guy (gender neutral)" and my brain immediately went like hmmm what would a gender neutral version of guy/gal be, maybe I can combine the two words and make something silly looking, so I opened up my notes app and wrote down the word "gay" and stared at it for a solid 10 seconds before remembering that's already a word

Gul.

gays and guls you know what to do

white people will appropriate spider culture

thanks god I've always wanted to take a nice nap in the woods but wish it were less comfortable and more environmentally destructive

Death by heat stroke speedrun strats

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

Dumping a box of candelabras I stole from that loser up on the enchanted castle. Passing by the makeover isle and picking another wig for my next run up there. You'd think he'd notice it's just one maiden repeatedly coming in soaked but I guess we all look the same if you only ever touch grass to re replenish your stolen home decor

Enemies to Even More Pathological Enemies

How the Belmonts started, change my mind

honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format

it’s yiffmaster britney bitch