oh, what a world.

Sandy Cheeks if she had drip

i have to be silly every day or my brain will start growing mold

Lol fat bitch yoshi

I could imagine seeing this in a class

gets self conscious at my own autopsy like omggg stop looking at my bodyyyy

imprisoned for small crimes

small crimes and misdeamours

Dudes be like ‘read one piece’ but ain’t never had One Piece of coochie

they call it among us because

cuz theres someone

theres someone among us

dream date: we get chinese food delivered, it’s raining, i take a shower in your shower (it must be a nice shower with good water pressure), you let me wear your clothes after i shower, you have a cat that i can pet, we watch movies, i fall asleep in your bed for like fifteen hours, you fall in love with me