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science enthusiasts LOOVE making media where a humble academic is abducted by the authorities and forced to go on a cool alien adventure against their will. it's like cnc for them

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

i love reading fanfiction on the clock. from far away it's just a wall of text. oh what's he doing when no one's around? studying to get his degree? reading the news to stay informed? I'm only getting informed about these old men falling in love

the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

i was paying attention, i was listening, but you see the problem is....it didnt work

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

what doesn’t kill you makes your nervous system more sensitive for the rest of your life

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

I cry before sex and I cry after sex, of course, but during sex? I have a fucking job to do.

Which is cry while getting pounded into the mattress, yea. Obviously.