Just for shitposts

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

You deny your weapon it's amazing digital purpose

A common theme in science fiction is that if you're in space, don't trust a corporation. And Earth is in space

the christian veneration of the lamb has always been terrifying to me in ways i can’t explain

here’s this figure that is vulnerable and easily abused and what’s admirable about it is that it doesn’t fight back and it doesn’t try to defend itself and it’s suffering is noble because it just sits there and takes it. pain is beautiful when you surrender to pain, suffering is godly when you don’t question or try to protect yourself and survival is ugly… like it is just me or is anybody else’s fucking skin crawling rn!!

The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.

The what???

???

I don't know what to tell you man.

The context was "let's hire lgbt designers for Pride Month and not interfere with their authentic voices." This was not Ikea making a bisexual couch, this was Ikea fully funding and backing a bi person's cringe phase

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team