lobsters hold the key to immortality

Just domestic parallel play. Reading a book while they work on a project in the same room. Just existing in the same space. Laying your head on their chest with closed eyes so their heartbeat can soothe you as it calmly beats along... lub-dub, lub-dub.

for the record im not technially 100% anti-AI, in the sense that its a broad category of tech being lumped under one umbrella term so it feels over-zealous to say i hate all of it all the time forever. but i also think trying to discuss what it actually IS good for is difficult right now when i cant take one step without something trying to convince me to use chatgpt to summarize my life and speed up my hobbies and turn my friends into chatbots and optimize my life into oblivion. i am certain there is nuance to the topic but can we stop cramming the square peg into the round hole before you start trying to sell me on the legitimate benefits of the square peg. please.

hey sorry I can't come in to work. Nathan Fillion is collecting his former Firefly castmates like Infinity Stones. yeah it's gonna be all day. actually idk how long it's gonna go on, could be a while. sorry

I'm actually gonna lose my fucking mind I swear to fucking god if I have to see one more goddamn fem!reader x character but the author doesn't put in the tag for it beforehand I literally can't take it anymore like mentally and emotionally and you've also got the author themselves trying to force the readers to be that author's self-insert or oc bro I'm actually gonna

how to relax and enjoy life for beginners

lol I am in such a stressed-out blind rage today from insurance bullshit that I wrote up a glossary of health insurance terms (things like deductibles, premiums, and copays) because all the free guides online are unnecessarily complicated and the only way you can squeeze a dime out of these bullshit companies is to understand their overly-complicated policies. give em hell

This is a GREAT guide folks - it’s simple, straightforward, and deals well with the overly complicated alphabet soup of medical insurance. Knowing this stuff can prove REALLY helpful, and the examples used are a great resource. 

Btw if people keep telling you to stretch but never told you how to actually do it right you're supposed to go slower than you think & just hold it until you feel the muscle relax. Like how anal works

Also the muscle that goes up to your temples and gives you headaches is the same as the one that clenches your jaw & it goes down the sides of your neck so stretching your neck helps with headaches and jaw tension. You can also massage it with a vibrator

Stretching as far as possible immediately is not the goal you just bend until it feels tight. It's not supposed to Hurt You Worse. It won't hurt if you're doing it right. Much like another activity

Many are saying "we're on the celibacy website these people don't know how anal works either" I know. That's my secret second lesson

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago