my friend: [after i said something incrediblg disrespectful] mori that was a really fucked up thing to say. i'm hurt.
me: y-you're hurt?! nnononono!! don't worry! i'll hheal you! with my magic!! [holds my handd out]
my friend: what the fuck mori
me: ggh.. ddon't worry.. pain pain go away.. come again.. nnever!!! i'm gonna heal you!!
my friend: mori dont be a fucking idiot. i meant emotionally. i'm emotionally hur- oh that feels really nice what is that
me: its mmy magic.. hheheh.. i'm healing you..
my friend: mmnhh.. fuck.. mori that feels.. really good...
me: ssee? i'm sorry.. i just.. ugh! i'm so stupid sometimes.. but i'm not gonna let it hurt you! i love you!!
my friend: gghhdfd.. ffuck.. mori.. keep healing me
me: id go ro the ends of the earth for you! you're my friend! and for me.. that means.. everything! i'll never let you be hurt! not even for a second
my friend: oh ffuck i think i'm close
me: [putting my hands down] wait what
my friend: well don't stop.
me: wwhat did you say though
my friend: keep going mori.
me: um;
my friend: mori. i'm hurt.
me: [putting my hands back up and whimpering] i'm sscared,
my friend: ohhhh yeah.. thats better..
me: SEE! I'LL NEVER LET YOU BE HURT- um. ddid you just pee in your pants?
my friend: okay we're friends again















