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does anyone know why every single post on my dashboard is light yagami coded until i actually go looking for one at which point they vanish like drops of dew in the sunlight

(+bonus jdrama:)

you know with the facts that

the only thing light says about kira at this family meeting is that "some might believe the world has changed into a better place"

light is visibly miserable through this entire family meeting

light has canonically missed at least one new year's during the timeskip (even though the last few were before mello and near showed up at all)

me: y-you're hurt?! nnononono!! don't worry! i'll hheal you! with my magic!! [holds my handd out]

my friend: what the fuck mori

me: ggh.. ddon't worry.. pain pain go away.. come again.. nnever!!! i'm gonna heal you!!

my friend: mori dont be a fucking idiot. i meant emotionally. i'm emotionally hur- oh that feels really nice what is that

me: its mmy magic.. hheheh.. i'm healing you..

my friend: mmnhh.. fuck.. mori that feels.. really good...

me: ssee? i'm sorry.. i just.. ugh! i'm so stupid sometimes.. but i'm not gonna let it hurt you! i love you!!

my friend: gghhdfd.. ffuck.. mori.. keep healing me

me: id go ro the ends of the earth for you! you're my friend! and for me.. that means.. everything! i'll never let you be hurt! not even for a second

my friend: oh ffuck i think i'm close

me: [putting my hands down] wait what

my friend: well don't stop.

me: wwhat did you say though

my friend: keep going mori.

me: um;

my friend: mori. i'm hurt.

me: [putting my hands back up and whimpering] i'm sscared,

my friend: ohhhh yeah.. thats better..

me: SEE! I'LL NEVER LET YOU BE HURT- um. ddid you just pee in your pants?

me: y-you're hurt?! nnononono!! don't worry! i'll hheal you! with my magic!! [holds my handd out]

my friend: what the fuck mori

me: ggh.. ddon't worry.. pain pain go away.. come again.. nnever!!! i'm gonna heal you!!

my friend: mori dont be a fucking idiot. i meant emotionally. i'm emotionally hur- oh that feels really nice what is that

me: its mmy magic.. hheheh.. i'm healing you..

my friend: mmnhh.. fuck.. mori that feels.. really good...

me: ssee? i'm sorry.. i just.. ugh! i'm so stupid sometimes.. but i'm not gonna let it hurt you! i love you!!

my friend: gghhdfd.. ffuck.. mori.. keep healing me

me: id go ro the ends of the earth for you! you're my friend! and for me.. that means.. everything! i'll never let you be hurt! not even for a second

my friend: oh ffuck i think i'm close

me: [putting my hands down] wait what

my friend: well don't stop.

me: wwhat did you say though

my friend: keep going mori.

me: um;

my friend: mori. i'm hurt.

me: [putting my hands back up and whimpering] i'm sscared,

my friend: ohhhh yeah.. thats better..

me: SEE! I'LL NEVER LET YOU BE HURT- um. ddid you just pee in your pants?

Bioessentialism: trans men can never escape from being soft and frail because they are AFAB. They're also more atuned to their feelings and more caring, which makes them perfect partners. They are also hysterical and emotional so we shouldn't take what they're talking seriously until someone can verify it.

Not bioessentialism: A lot of trans men have vaginas and can get pregnant therefore they need gynecological care and obstetric care.

Bioessentialism is the act of coupling your born genitals with personality traits and acting as AFAB or AMAB people are a monolith with the same characteristics ofer and over again.

Big thanks to @oleanderrrz for their idea!!