SWAGGOT

Sans x Reader

Sooo ‘chalant’ whenever you kiss him. Yes, he’s so subtle about that blue blush on his cheeks. Definitely isn’t grinning like a fool.

Loves it when you groan at his bad puns. However, if you laugh, you’ll see his eyelights flash. Was that… hearts? Don’t bother asking, he’s already looking away.

Super chill and isn’t at all ever jealous if you happen to laugh at someone else’s bad/good jokes. The fact that he’s staring unblinkingly at them while holding an arm around your waist doesn’t say anything. He just wants to be a part of the conversation, that’s all. Don’t mind the aggressive puns, or that he’s trying really hard to make you belly laugh.

Laugh at his jokes when he’s feeling jealous (he’s not jealous) and you’ll see the invisible tension leave his bones.

Definitely gives you cuteness aggression because he’s just so round and small… He’s not really that small. He’s almost the same height as you, but the roundness still stands. You often need to hold his skull just because he’s so cute. His smile noticeably lifts whenever you do this, though his sockets will remain relaxed.

His eyelights are dead giveaways whenever he’s feeling strong emotions, especially romantic ones. They literally blossom within his sockets. He might as well have hearts popping out of his skull for all to see whenever he looks at you.

Loooves it when you carry him. He may only be a little bit shorter than you, but he’s surprisingly light to carry. He acts as if he’s too lazy to walk places and that you’re the best person around for when he needs a five-minute nap. Carry him. Hold him. It’s a stupid excuse to touch you but it works so who cares.

Secretly afraid you’ll get bored of him because he’s lazy and doesn’t always want to do exciting things. He thinks a romantic night is when you two cuddle on the couch with some takeout and a cheesy movie. The only reason those thoughts doesn’t consume him is because you hold him so tightly when you’re together like this. He’s resting atop of you, and your arms are so soft and warm, and the beating of your heart soothes him greatly.

He could die a happy skeleton to the sound of your heartbeat.

Kissing his skull during this moment and saying that you love him will make him blush so badly you can feel the heat through your clothes. Don’t allow him to try and escape the soft, mushy feelings. Keep him trapped and “attack” him with kisses and love. He’ll melt soon enough.

He usually likes to watch when you’re outside tending to that pretty garden you’ve worked so hard on perfecting, but one day he didn’t and was surprised when you asked him to come outside. Imagine his surprise when you showed him a hammock beneath the large tree near the edge of the garden, perfectly placed beneath the shade, and close to the bird fountain for some soft water sounds. You were beaming with pride for making him a ‘designated outdoor nap spot.’

He blurted out “please marry me” right after. His face exploded and yours did too. Still, he’s glad he didn’t teleport out of embarrassment and shame, because you blurted out “Yes!” almost just as quickly. He… didn’t know if you were serious, at least not until you tackled him and kissed him so much on his teeth that he truly did feel like he was going to explode. He couldn’t resist kissing you back.

He didn’t manage to hide the literal heart eyes that time.

He loves you for being so understanding about how he struggles with depression and motivation, and how he’s always so tired. You don’t mind. You do kind things like make him comfortable places to sleep, and you do it with a smile and a kiss. You also often wake him up with a cup of coffee or with a snack too, just to help give him some energy. Stars, his Soul is going to burst one day, it won’t stop swelling with warmth and love.

Will get lost in your eyes on a daily basis. Yeah, he knows his smile becomes goofy. That’s the effect you have on him, love.

He didn’t cry when you were getting married. He didn’t cry during the vows. He didn’t cry during the photoshoot where you smiled so much, he was afraid your cheeks would hurt. He did cry at the end of the day when it was just you and him in bed, and it wasn’t pretty. He broke down. You thought he had a complete mental breakdown, he was downright sobbing and gasping for breath, and he couldn’t speak but he was clinging to you for dear life.

He just can’t believe that he’s this lucky. That you actually married him. It feels like a dream, and he’s afraid to wake up. All you can do is hold him and assure him that, yes, it’s real, and you’ll be by side forever. It just makes him cry even more, but he will eventually settle down. The glass was just too full, and he couldn’t keep it down anymore.

You reassure him that it’s okay to cry, and you don’t think less of him. He’ll just stare into your eyes as you tenderly wipe the tears away before kissing below his sockets; two featherlight touches of your lips.

That night he sleeps so well he may as well have died, but when he wakes up in your arms the day after, he’s glad to be alive.

SO this subject came up in a conversation and I decided to roll with it so let’s go from the start WOOT!

All of the heights are based off this ratio of 42pix : 80in since it’s a solid source to go off of :D

He’s so short lol xD

Her hair has a foot of height on its own OwO

Giant Goat Dad

Still pretty big Goat Mom

DONE! :D The only other height chart I’ve seen was one what went off an assumption of Frisk’s age and the average height of a child said age :/ Doors are good to go off of, so here ya go :D  *Edit* Saw someone bring it up, Chara is 30pix making them the same height as Sans and 2in taller than Frisk :3 (1.45m)

Another Edit with Muffet :D

*A HUGE EDIT*  @muffetsofficial asked me to add some other characters to this HERE WE GO!!!!

But then I though, WHY STOP THERE??? KEEP GOING!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

TO THE CHALLENGE ANON HERE YA GO DAMNIT

First order of business on the table  

Now that that’s out of the way

Have Fun

Consider this an Undertale Anniversary piece. I mean, I didn’t beat Undertale until Christmas and my friend just beat it last weekend so it’s timely! I swear! 

He first realizes this when he’s out, getting up to his normal stupidity at Grillby’s on a night you had to work, and it just…wasn’t as fun without you giggling and leaning on his shoulder.

His clinginess doesn’t come off as possessive or controlling, more that he just would rather be around you than not. Going to the grocery store? He’ll tag along. Going on a walk? He needed to stretch his legs anyway. Going clubbing? Not his scene, but hey, he’s always up to try something new (lying).

Of course, if you need space, he’ll gladly give it to you, but say the word and he’s right back by your side with an arm thrown over your shoulder or his head in your lap while you watch TV.

Those mornings when nothing needs to be done and the sunlight is just peeking in through drawn curtains? Yeah, Sans loves those too. He may wake up at one point and find you still asleep, and he’ll just… watch you for a while, cheek resting against your chest. Sometimes he just can’t believe he’s been this lucky. The fact that you’re with him, that you tell him you “love him”, it’s so surreal he’s oftentimes thought it all a dream. Admittingly, he’s been afraid of waking up and being alone in his messy room again. But no, you’re always there, ready to hold his cheek and stare into his eyelights until a blue blush appears on his lovestruck face.

He loves it when you huff and puff at him for leaving his socks laying around, and he apologises and smiles so goofily it makes you supress a snort. Having you there to be annoyed at him… You just don’t understand how much he loves you.

He’s not a guy that normally seeks out the touch of others. He just doesn’t like it that much, but you? Oh, he can’t stop touching you. If he could glue himself to you then he would. But… then it would be difficult to hide that little box he keeps fiddling with in his jacket pocket. That little box with a single ring inside. It’s the only reason he sometimes goes away to be alone. He needs to practice; build up his courage to ask you to marry him.

EEEE yes I love love love clingy Sans

For one, I think he’d be super subtle about it when you’re friends or in the early stages of a relationship. He would kinda act like a cat that likes you, never really outwardly expressing it but somehow he’s always hanging out in the same room as you. As your relationship progresses it will very very slowly get more obvious. He’ll send you internet videos when he misses you. He will sit one (1) couch cushion closer to you. He will ask you when your days off work are and then strategically plan his own schedule around the time he can hang out with you.

The main reason he plays so nonchalant is that he’s worried if he expresses the true extent of his feelings for you too soon in the relationship then you’ll get freaked out or overwhelmed. He wants to maintain his chill, relaxed demeanor for as long as possible so you feel comfortable. Emotionally healthy? Nope!

Once he’s truly comfortable in a relationship (which will be YEARS down the line) he will be a little more clear about his clingy-ness. When you’re gone for more than a couple of hours he texts you like “i miss you :(( when will you return from war” or maybe sends you photos of your pet(s) saying “look how sad they are. abandoned. cast out. how could you.” and you just text back like “Sans it’s been two hours, I’m literally on my way back.”

When you’re hanging out together, he’s always touching you somehow. Early in the relationship it’s probably just leaning his shoulder on yours or pressing the side of his thigh to yours. Later on, he usually has an arm around your waist or shoulder, or his phalanges interlaced with your fingers. In private, he’s always cuddling you, no matter what you’re doing. Cooking? Boom, arms wrapped around your waist and head on your shoulder. Watching tv? Either he’s draped over you or you’re draped over him. In bed? Good luck getting away!! He’s deceptively strong, and if he’s asleep, he will be very grumbly if you try to get up.

give him to me, let me smooch him

i love him your honor