i’d rather die than do math in any context

culinary students, abt to cheat: i sure hope no one checks under my hat

Bread with cheese.

*zooms out of word document to admire my paragraphs*

yo nothing is scarier then going into sculpture rooms at night..... Like I know what you're gonna say "oh it cant possibly be that scary" but until you've done it yourself I can tell you personally it's fucking terrifying

*maintains composure while standing to silently salute a lonely but determined babybel as it tumbles down an abandoned hillside in the dim hush of the breaking dawn

absolutely broke me

I remember watching a video where they posited that our base 10 numerical system was determined by the fact we have ten fingers. So what if another species has 12 fingers? What if they have 37 fingers?

my man got so stressed his beard fell off