Pomegranate seeds and my underworld

i still can’t believe the twilight movies have people genuinely thinking charlie swan deserves the dad of the year award. book charlie couldn’t handle his only child’s tears to the point that he would avoid her any time she had any emotion at all, including during her catatonic depression, he would disable her truck on the pure suspicion she may be sneaking out (because she went to bed too early in the evening… to spend the night with edward in her room), he left to go on long fishing trips randomly, allowed her to move in with him and immediately do all the cooking, cleaning and laundry for him without helping out at all, when he grounded her at the end of new moon he basically treated her as his live in maid once again, he sided when jacob when he basically sexually assaulted her in eclipse, and most of all, he never fought renee for custody of bella because “renee needed bella to take care of her”. bella was 18 months old when renee took her and left btw.

The thing people don't understand about Bella is that she unconditionally and irrevocably matched Edward's freak. He broke into her house to watch her sleep, fucked up her truck so she couldn't see her other friends, ate tears off of her face, and she was super into it. That's why fan lore where Bella is grounded or relatable doesn't work. We were explicitly told that she was these things because it's how she saw herself, but at every possible turn in the entire series she is insane and melodramatic and obsessively insecure and controlling and that's why she and Edward belong together.

Always writing “Bella and Edward” instead of “Edward and Bella” because yk Edward would want to put her first

You’re absolutely right. He thought Jacob was a threat to her safety

every day I punish myself by logging into this website to see posts that say “twilight would be so much better without *thing about twilight that appeals to me specifically*”

bella swan is supposed to be a quiet boring friendless loser with neglectful parents. edward cullen is supposed to be a creepy vampire with religious trauma and an anxiety disorder. they're both supposed to be repressed and bad at communicating and lame and awkward. they're supposed to fall in love too fast and too deeply. they're supposed to make terrible decisions. hello. can anybody hear me.

sometimes…..fictional characters…….don’t need to name their children after dead people…….

sometimes.....fictional characters......don't need to have children.....