Being Gay At The Jellicle Ball

let me be pervertly clear

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

"male socialized" this, "female socialized" that. I WASNT SOCIALIZED!!!!! #straydog

look we all knew Jimmy and Kim do freaky roleplay but her pretending to be her 60+ year old grouchy banker client and him pretending to be her was wildddddddd. like wait don’t cut to Mike I love the guy but I feel like we needed to stay with them and process whatever the fuck that is a little bit longer

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

am I unforgivable or is it just thursday

this is something an NPC says to you at a bakery in the witch alps version of disco elysium

i ❤ fact checking bold unsourced claims

walter white in his underwear with the pistol readying to face the sirens, quietly to himself: this is my fight song. my walter white song