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no i actually cant fit doing this thing that takes 5 minutes into my schedule sorry :/ i only have the entire day free i just cant

“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.

“i'll be there shortly” yeah. we know.

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

Harrowing: someone in your Fandom just made an innocuous and harmless post that nonetheless betrays a deep misunderstanding of the character and the character's narrative purpose and you just have to sit there and let them be wrong lest you be an asshole

i think you guys need to go back to consuming art for the art’s sake rather than for the sake of the review you’re going to post on the internet later

All my doubters become routers when I admin the network of success

I just love barking so I really couldn’t give a fuck if this is the right tree or not haha

compiling a list of men yearning with such naked desperation it feels all but indecent. darcy you have bewitched me body and soul obviously, anakin if you’re suffering as much as i am please tell me, laurie confessing his love to jo in little women, you said i killed you—haunt me then. open to suggestions of course

call me breakfast burrito the way i fuck at any hour of the day

2026 roommate: The dishwasher's loaded. 1926 roommate, having a black coffee, a cigarette, a shot of whiskey, two uppers and a downer for breakfast: Then what the fuck's he washing dishes for?

your weird obsession with having a fully formed white picket fence found family who all speak like they've inhaled their therapist who you subconsciously want to be adopted into is ruining your ability to interact with the source material

how to relax and enjoy life for beginners

there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with