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I just love barking so I really couldn’t give a fuck if this is the right tree or not haha

compiling a list of men yearning with such naked desperation it feels all but indecent. darcy you have bewitched me body and soul obviously, anakin if you’re suffering as much as i am please tell me, laurie confessing his love to jo in little women, you said i killed you—haunt me then. open to suggestions of course

call me breakfast burrito the way i fuck at any hour of the day

2026 roommate: The dishwasher's loaded. 1926 roommate, having a black coffee, a cigarette, a shot of whiskey, two uppers and a downer for breakfast: Then what the fuck's he washing dishes for?

your weird obsession with having a fully formed white picket fence found family who all speak like they've inhaled their therapist who you subconsciously want to be adopted into is ruining your ability to interact with the source material

how to relax and enjoy life for beginners

there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

if someone brought karl marx back to life the first thing I would do is have a shopping montage to get him modern outfits where I shake my head yes or no to the outfits he picks out but then after that we'd get down to serious business

i say yay and yippee a lot but i mean it. i always mean it. *looks into the distance pensively*

yesterday? blorbo stuff. today? blorbo stuff. tomorrow? you'll never guess

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

do you fuck with my unwritten story