agnostic is lowkey the funniest belief system it's just like yeah idk it's none of my business

(at the art museum) lol come on now that one's CLEARLY ai. clocks don't melt like that

everyone check out my new ya fantasy novel called a court of blood, bone, ash, roses, thorns, fire, ice, stone, ravens, enemies to lovers, fake dating, two number 9s, a number 5 large, and an extra large fries

dad who's about to sneeze: I think I'll scream when I do it

First you are born then you are subjected to thousands of millions advertisements in your eyes and ears

Violence set to happy music will never get old to me. Blood splattering to an 80s pop song is like a sister to me because I'm not allergic to fun.

I can be your monkey. And this can be our circus

ever since i was a little girl i’ve been awkward and embarrassing