Torque not twerk

Oliver Queen wants to put a ring on it.

What if birthmarks are the places that actually killed us in our past life? Like there’s this girl from school whose birthmark is a line on her neck. What if her throat was cut? I know this guy who has his birthmark on his whole left cheek. What if he was shot? My little sisters birthmark is a line straight down her stomach. What if she died on the operating table?

#i have a birthmark on my butt cheek someone murdered my ass

mate i’ve been on this website since 2010 and in five years i’ve never been more offended than seeing banana bread labeled ‘shit tier’

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

I’m crying. This is so pretty!

old macdonald had a farm *bastille voice* eh oh eh oh eh eh oh eh oh

it doesnt feel like theres only 4 months of 2015 left

what the fuck

You know who did the teen hero thing right? Kim Possible, that’s who. She never messed around with that secret identity thing or with not letting her parents or friends know what she was doing so she never had to deal with, “Oh, I’m gonna miss this important family event to save the world”  or, “What’ll happen in my friends find out my secret identity?” bullcrap. It was like, “Mom, Dad. I gotta go deal with this Drakken sitch,” and they’d just be like, “Have fun. Tell Ron we said hi.” She had that hero/personal life balance thing on lock. I aspire to have my life as in balance as Kim Possible.

When u forget what pocket ur phone is in and u start doing the macarena