i have an even more niche audience

“I can fix him” I don’t even need to. My issues are cancelling his out like pemdas.

I can tell if a bug has a troubled past

Friends with benefits but the benefits are cuddling and watching how to train your dragon

guy who eats different Kellogg cereals each week and documents how much he masturbates in an excel spreadsheet

Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+left, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired

Good evening. My detestable Zoomer child just called my beloved Pound Symbol (#) a "Hashtag". Any Suggestions on how I could punish such insolence? I've already Obliterated all of her favourite toys.

You know what blows my mind is when you meet someone who literally does not eat vegetables. #scurvy

"what do you do to contribute to society" i post my ocs to tumblr dot com lol.... 5 people on there like them.......

You know every show that the premise is like “people find out ghosts/monsters/demons are real and are charged with stopping them” appeal to me way more now as a post-graduate not because I believe in ghosts more or whatever but because can you IMAGINE just being handed a job that you don’t even need to apply for? Like just being told “basically there’s this bad thing and all you do is make sure it doesn’t do what it wants” that’s just customer service baby and I worked that for 6 goddamn years! Just TRY getting past “I have a job to offer you” before I can jump down your throat agreeing.