I EXIST IN THE SLUDGE BETWEEN FICTION AND FACT

Rigby voice Mordecai you’re embarrassing me in front of my penis friends

Every night I think of fat mordecai, mouth agape and staring blankly at rigby. Like this is what he does, this is why rigby is yelling at him in the most shrill and whiny voice possible this is embarrassing to rigby because mordecai just *becomes fat* with the funniest fucking legs and look at his paunch and neck and rigby hates it because he does it in front of his ‘penis friends’. And I look at this sequence of photos and start tearing up because my roommates will hear me laughing and repeating PENIS FRIENDS again and text me saying ‘hey, mind keeping it down? Thanks 🙂’

Marlboro Wrapped: your wasted cigpig proto-corpse choked 100 times on our darling dust darts. and you sucked on the filter too much. stale stinking bitch

Ive got alot of ideas on berrys that mite get me canceled