you look like somebody from the car wash!

Wait, I have something to give you!

I’m so sick of fics where characters who canonically make terrible relationship decisions and have never once honestly communicated (or even internally reflected upon) a single feeling in their entire lives are suddenly talking to each other like they got a Good Grade In Therapy. congrats, you neutered them! the dysfunction is what makes them crunchy! they should not be gently telling each other it’s okay to be sad and to need help sometimes, they should be slamming doors and insisting they’re just fine.

im zen im literally so mindful and zen

happy I think you're fighting for the sake of fighting because it's the only state in which you can function the only way to keep the voice in your head from driving you mad the one telling you to be ashamed of yourself for having loved him Wednesday

when you see a tumblr poll with this picture attached and you know it's time to lock the fuck in lest you get a bad grade in an impromptu absurdist pop quiz you didn't know you were about to take