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I need all of you to know about the existence of the movie bubba ho-tep (2002) which is a poignant character-study reflecting on the nature of selfhood in the face of old age. it’s also about how elvis is secretly alive and lives in a nursing home where he’s best friends with an elderly black guy who thinks he’s JFK. and don’t even worry about the ass-eating mummy

I think perhaps the only way in which queer people have achieved true parity with straight people is that queer romantasy is just as bad.

Since the Evil Dead series has increasingly become about the corruption of and escalation of violence between family members I think it should be said that we need an Evil Dead film where the final girl is a trans woman

And before people jump to saying I’m for murder porn of conservative family members (which isn’t untrue but let me cook) let me be clear this is also about people who seemed supportive or were working on being supportive backsliding and regressing in moments of stress

The Book of the Dead in this film should be found in a church. At some point a Deadite should mutilate the body they’re possessing as a cruel taunt towards the trans character. I want the trans character to start the film afraid to stand up for herself and end the film holding a chainsaw and saying something like, “Women don’t start fights, but we do finish them”

There should be an after credit scene where Ash J. Williams hits on the trans woman in a bar and then motion towards the trans pin she’s wearing and ask what country she’s from

[about to be dropped into the shark tank] hey is the water cold?

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it

We want Flawed Female Characters! No, not THOSE flaws. 😕 Those aren't sexy, COOL flaws. You know, the ones that I don't think actually SHOULD be considered flaws, that I might even feel personally judged for. The "unjustly martyred by the court of public opinion" kind of flaws. So like a "flawed" woman who's actually kind of a Saint in a way. I didn't want, like, FLAW flaws. What she did was WRONG and that makes her a BAD PERSON, and how can you justify that? If you still like her after what she did, that makes YOU a Bad Person too. Ugh, disgusting. 😕 But anyway, WHY isn't anyone writing flawed female characters?