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I am a faggot and a pointless animal and a strange individual

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

The Magnanimous Airplane

well, the ears dropped

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

i saw a cat with an honest to god balled-up fist getting ready to hit someone the other day and it made me laugh so hard i cried

no way your narrow ass cloaca laid this egg

Depeche Mode

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

!cursedoak

did anyone else have terrible dreams about a gnarled, twisted forest with one tree more terrible and hateful than all the rest