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love having a mutual who likes one specific thing. Seeing it on my dash and thinking oh yeah it’s my Thing mutual

tbh id be even more insulted if pjackk didnt stay down. like at that point whats all this shit even for

f/o stops laying eggs

I am going to fuck this cartoon character . (pulls lever, machinery begins powering on)

Please don't forget about loveless people this pride month. Love doesn't make us human. People don't need to love in "other" ways to be valid. Some people are aplatonic, some afamilial, some asensual, some are heartless. They still belong. Abolish conformity and the idea that someone needs to be something specific to belong at pride.

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed

they pushed his corpse back out to sea

the style of writing is not the problem, not the genre, not the subject matter, not even the words themselves. the SINGLE defining issue with the “Tumblr Prose” style i was trying to tackle is that it’s front loaded with imagery and metaphor and completely lacking in sense, reason, symmetry, motion, conveying information. i agree that plenty of writing can sound good and feel good to read when it’s all metaphor and visceral images but it needs to have a baseline that can carry it through or else the tail wags the dog and it’s all cool “quotable” lines and no substance, nothing to read between the lines, no character

turning a big dial taht says "pjackk is banned" on it and constantly looking for approval like a contestant on the price is right

No one tells you that when you’re an adult that toy you always wanted as a kid will not only be long discontinued but the only way you can get it is on eBay where it costs $500 dollars which you can’t afford

literally every time someone wants to "reclaim" the r slur and theyre not just throwing it at other people theyre always using it as a different way to call themselves stupid. Thats not how that works

and its always coming from somebody who shouldnt be saying it in the first place