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cunt

Definitely cunt

why would you crop the dinosaur

[laminated paper wobble noise]

Scoliosis

Me when someone puts ice down my shirt

Cropped boomer memes may be the greatest shit I’ve ever seen

Sometimes you need to just go full on rabid to get a little dick. Don’t be scared

*notices a blue dot on the horizon* ah!!!! me pengy *a bullet passes right through my skull*

if a counter-sniper catches even a WHIFF of her baja blast tittums then all of the blood in their body IMMEDIATELY rushes to their Penas & balls and it stays there. they will drop dead in seconds

please give petra a round of applause for enriching our lives by providing us the phrase baja blast tittums

i pray some day for this to be my one and only legacy

i hate this fucking site so much *clicks reblog*

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

Ah, the Mary Suez.

hundreds of years of language evolution and innumerable events had to line up in the exact right order for that pun to make sense.

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