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im promising myself now, im not allowed to die until im 35
gotta at least make it till then

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It's a school night!! >:(
nobody talks about how exhausting it is to live in that space between "things will get better" and "i can't handle this anymore." it's like your emotions are constantly swinging. leaving you both hopeful and defeated in the same day.
no one is too young to write fanfics and no one is too old to write fanfics!!!!!!!
anybody can create, make art and have fun. age is irrelevant when it comes to making art and having fun
Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses
King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.
He didn't want to talk to you.
Uh.
Point of order.
King of Horses ran 450 fucking miles at almost entirely a gallop, without more than a few minutes rest, in 4 nights and basically was like "wait why are we stopping?" when Gandalf took him into the city and he ended up in a stable.
This was not his top speed, nor did it push any limits on his endurance.
King of horses is very different from other horses, actually.
Look, at a full gallop gallop (25 mph), that trip would take under a day (18 hours). Doing it in 4 doesn't sound so impressive now, does it.
I don't know shit about horses, but I have a feeling no mortal horse can sustain a gallop for eighteen hours without keeling over dead
To contextualize:
Horses are not machines. You cannot just take the max speed of a horse and scale it up and go "that's how far a horse can go and how fast!" Horses are like us. The top speed of a human recorded is somewhere around 27mph. We sustain that for about 30-35 seconds, which is much less than a mile distance even at 27mph.
There is a guy who pulled 350 miles in something over 3 days running, but a. Humans actually have better endurance than horses (we're just a lot weaker) and importantly for this discussion, b. He was in absolute physical ruin at the other end - missing toenails, feed bleeding freely from multiple blisters, hypothermic, and woulda been in some Trouble if he hadn't had modern medicine right there to help him out. He was also running in the best equipment modern money can buy, on paved roads and clear terrain, and with his family driving alongside to help him swap socks, shoes, rinse the blood out, give him food to eat, water, and so on.
And again: humans are better at endurance than horses (honestly we're just fucking ridiculous, at peak condition, in terms of endurance, we're absurd) and the guy was a useless wreck at the end.
For horses, modern endurance races tend to max at 100miles, which are completed in around 18 hours (the max allowed is 24); there are some 2-day 100 mile races where you do two 50s and then add them together after sleeping overnight.
(This is the race for one rider with the same horse - there are much longer races (like the Mongolian Derby), but those involve switching horses, in order not to, you know, kill them.)
For the endurance races, those are intensely trained for and they're the big Effort for the year. Vet staff monitor the horses' very carefully at multiple stops, because it's very easy to injure them. Multi-day races are maxed at 50m/day in order to avoid injuring the horses.
After the race, horses normally need a month or more to recover from the effort, before it's even safe to do anything BUT rest with them, let alone actually race again.
Now if you're in a hurry and have no posts to get totally fresh horses (which is what things like the Persian messengers or the Pony Express did), you can eke a bit more out of this as within the story ThƩoden et al certainly did by having multiple horses, as it's harder for a horse to run with you on its back than to just run freely.
In the same time that it takes Gandalf to reach Minas Tirith, ThƩoden et al get to Dunharrow. Aragorn takes the Paths of the Dead because they cut under Dunharrow and vastly decrease the amount of distance in order to get to the Pelargirs, because his use of the Stone has shown him that if there isn't a lot more help than ThƩoden is bringing sooner than he is bringing it, Minas Tirith is fucked, and it is not physically possible for ThƩoden to get to the Pelennor before the 15th of March and still have horses that are capable of being ridden into battle.
(Obviously, part of what he did was cut off the enemy reinforcements by doing this, thus meaning that he reduced the need for significant more numbers arriving before the Corsairs would have . . . because he arrived instead of the Corsairs.)
. . . Shadowfax ran to Minas Tirith over the same terrain in four days. That would be a little over a hundred miles a night without stopping (Pippin is specific about how infrequently they stopped and that it seemed to have been entirely for Gandalf to talk to people) and when they get there he might as well have just come off a long rest, and thinks it's super stupid that he has to go wait in a stall while his two-legs goes and does talky-stuff. The next day he runs a super-speed race out to drive the Nazgƻl off in order for Faramir to continue his retreat from Osgiliath (rather than be routed).
Shadowfax just did something that would kill a normal horse and then went " . . .what, like it's hard?"
To be fair, sure, Shadowfax was probably cantering because frankly fuckin' riding at a flat gallop for 4 days would be punitively exhausting even for Gandalf's new incarnation with some of his previous restrictions eased, never mind for Pippin, while a canter is p much the most comfortable gait. But for fuck's sake, guys.
Yes, a racehorse can, at flat fastest run, get over 25mph (Secretariat hit the 30s) - they do this for less than 2 miles.
A normal horse would have keeled over dead somewhere in the middle of that ride. If you had a super-trained endurance one they might make it in six-ish but they're not going to be useful for anything when you get there and are probably useless for several months if you want them to stay sound. (And you might still have killed them, or at least made them permanently lame.)
Shadowfax was like "toss me a waterbottle bro and then let's get back out there this stable shit is boring."
So yeah no, King of Horses was not, in fact, just kinda like the other horses.
Do you think the other horses in the stable were freaked out that he was there?
Honestly suspect the opposite: it's strongly implied thru stated that other horses see Shadowfax as essentially the most comforting and security-imbuing figure in the world and tend to orient around him (implied a number of places; outright stated at the point that the three horses Aragorn and Legolas were riding initially ran away and then encountered Shadowfax in the leadup to when the three of them encountered Gandalf, if I'm remembering correctly).
To horses Shadowfax isn't Scary Freak of Nature; he's Amazing Hero come to Make All Safe. If anything they're probably like oh thank god, Dad's here - I've been getting kinda tense with all this Two Legs Stress around, but if Dad's here and pretty chill, we're fine.

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itās not weird to find fanfiction from 2021, or 2017, or 2014 that youāve never read and actually taking your time to read it.
itās not weird to love it and comment and leave kudos because the author will probably still see it someday and it will make them happy.
itās not weird to like said authorās work so much that you want to go look for other fics from them.
itās not weird to go through the authors profile and look for other fics from the ships you like (or maybe some that youāll give a chance because you liked the author) and maybe bookmark them for later.
itās not weird to read these other fics and like them too and comment on them because you actually like them and you want to let the author know.
itās not weird to read fanfiction from 5, or 8, or 10 years ago and actually enjoy and engage with it because itās perfectly normal to relate to something thatās less than a decade old!
letās stop treating fanfiction like theyāre instagram posts that stop being interesting in 24 hours! fanfiction is NOT social media, fanfiction is art!!! and art doesnāt get old in one day, one year, or even a decade!
read fanfiction! write fanfiction! comment on fanfiction! letās not let fanculture die people!!!!!
Not only is it not weird, it is ACTIVELY ENCOURAGED. Authors LOVE IT when people do this!!! Its not "weird" and its not "neutral" -- its a fucking DELIGHT. Feel very absolutely free to read though an author's entire back catalogue, leaving kudos and/or comments along the way; we absolutely freaking love when someone does this. There is nothing more joyful than getting a comment notification for an old fic. It will make our day, I promise.
Hi, Congress is voting tomorrow June 29, 2026, on another 'keep kids safe' bill that's super ultra mega surveillance heavy and is going to wreck online anonymity. If you're in the US, ask them to say no, please.
Congress is preparing to vote on the KIDS Act, a sweeping internet bill that would pressure websites and apps to determine usersā ages befor
Bloodymary? Bloodymary!
17,5h of work but it was so worth it! Also the first time i drew something really bloody so that was fun
recently iāve been obsessed w the idea of stratt giving ava foods to try, stuff she hasnāt seen since before the quiet rapture.
mainly fruits and vegetables and stuff. shes shocked by the amount of fruit and vegetables people have, she doesnāt remember them being this readily available, but she goes to the farmers markets and thereās stores full of them. she likes oranges.
food personal to stratt, traditional german food. strattās worried she might not like it, but it turns to concern that ava might throw up from how fast sheās eating, but she doesnt care if she makes herself sick
actual meat, not vaguely meat flavoured rations. she actually likes some meat, she just cannot deal with anything that has too much blood/juice/fat in it
sheād eventually introduce her to the actually good alcohol they have on earth. mandatory mention that she likes bloodymarys. get it. bc itās the ship name. iām so creative and unique
also caffeine. stratt lets her have some of her coffee to try. she has not had caffeine in like 20-30 years. she stays up all night. eventually she gets used to it and tries some energy drinks.

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Trolley Operators(AvaĆEva Stratt) & Bloodymary(Ryland GraceĆSimon)
it can lowkey work both with strattland and avaĆsimon but originally it was about strattland's platonic divorce
Just had the very vivid image of Eva and Ava smooching and riding a trolley into the sunset, with Simon and Grace dead run over on the tracks. The trolley has cans tied to the back like it's a honeymoon sendoff and one of the guys is squeezing the others butt. Who said that. Send post
Two women with an horrible decisions to make, but they will make them in a moment.
Yuri my beloved.
Shipping BloodyMary?? Iconic, beautiful.
But, hear me out.... Eva/Ava recovering together from THEIR shared traumas? šš sapphically, of course
listen, I love shipping men put in horrible situations as much as the next guy but have we considered āļøshipping the women who put them in said horrible situations

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Since we are crackshipping Simon/Grace then why not Ava/Eva at this point? Fuck it. They get married and share the same last name. It would be a living nightmare for everyone and they would probably love it.
i really like them