Could you not?

i just listened to all the music thats ever been. my favorite was a song a little girl sang to her cat in greece in 1286. my second favorite was from a ceremonial performance in modern day ethiopia, from 22000 bc. i also liked STEELY DAN.

I will always reblog this.

I once spent three hours scouring the internet to find this comic again, I will not let that be repeated.

The phrase "They don't want it perfect, they want it Friday" does wonders for my productivity.

instead of either having a server be muted or unmuted discord should introduce a setting called special princess mode where the server is muted except ☝🏽 for one person that is your special princess and the emoji0oo990op09iop09i8o09i8op09iolp-09op-0opyujiko8o9i8ukol9iukolp9i8uki sorry. i got a drop of oil on my keyboard bc i was eating hummus with a little bit of olive oil earlier and i was cleaning that off. anyway and the notification icon is a heart. and they have to to call it that.

in dark souls 4 you will be able to squirt a little extra honey onto the cheerieos if u dont think its sweet enough on its own

extra honey onto the cheerieos if u dont think its sweet enough on its own

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

Those two Pagliacci tweets always fucking send me

Worst dog name, go.

yeah okay ill reblog that