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Embossed braille should be standard on computer keyboards.

It would raise braille literacy more than anything else I could imagine - among both the blind and the sighted. Currently braille is actually vanishing due to an increasing reliance on audiobooks and screen readers.

I think that braille has a lot of potential use among non-blind groups. As an alternative to traditional writing for dyslexics. As a way to help photosensitive people type with their eyes closed. Or simply as a means to help sighted people find things without needing the lights on all the time!

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dontmeantobepoliticalbut

Cops who sparked national outrage for murdering black people in the street or even their own beds keep their jobs...meanwhile..

abysswarlock

This gets repurposed a lot but the original is still relevant

eunnieboo

pink in the night

sourcherrymagiks

If there is a time I don’t reblog this it will be because the apocalypse got me

atotesoriginalname

same

ma-perle-de-lune

sleepykelsey-deactivated2013020

divisiblepie

party don’t start til i walk in.

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sandersstudies

One of the baristas at a nearby Starbucks makes me lose my mind every time I’m working there by saying things that are not outside the spectrum of normal human words but are just slightly off-the-wall.

Barista: Welcome to Starbucks, home of delicious, what deliciousness can I put in motion for you today?

Customer: … Can I get a trenta pink drink please?

Barista: Go big or go home, we here at Starbucks appreciate your commitment, what else can I get started for you?

***

Customer: Nitro cold brew with shots of espresso please.

Barista: Brave of you to commit to staying awake for three days, anything else today?

***

Barista: *slams open drive-thru window* HI HOW ARE YOU?

Customer: …I’m pretty good.

Barista: Are you ready to be even better? Because you’re about to be. *hands them their coffee*

***

Barista, realizing that a drink was made wrong: *slams open window* SO how do you feel about surprises?

Customer: ….they’re okay.

Barista: Great because I’m about to give you one.

***

Barista: You have two drinks so I am going to hand you two straws which means, FANTASTIC news, these straws double as drumsticks. / You have one drink so I am going to hand you one straw and, promise not to tell anyone, this straw doubles as a magic wand.

***

Barista: Here are those cake pops, I plucked them fresh from the tree myself.

***

Barista: *slams open window, holding drink* Amazing, fantastic, delicious, you are a very lucky man/woman!

***

Barista, realizing drink is being delayed or remade: Looks like it’s gonna be just one minute so they have time to put the extra love in.

***

Barista: I’ll be with you in one hot second. *beat* WOW that second sure was hot!

Anyway she has a few dozen catchphrases she rotates appropriately and it’s both distracting and fantastic to listen.

rowshark

By Jenny Richardson

amarguerite

My cat is very grumpy I stopped petting him to take this photo. Come friends, let us mitigate the effects of social distancing by sharing cute pet photos!

kunacottontail

A spoiled princess, just starting to grow her mane out for winter

amarguerite

!!!! A PRECIOUS ANGEL

crafttea

A soft loveable lap kitty!

amarguerite

!!! WHAT A SNUGGLEPUSS!!!

apartofhowlifegoes

Her name is Samosa and she is all sleeps all the time!

amarguerite

OH NO THE LITTLE WHITE TOES!!!! THEY HAVE KILLED ME WITH CUTENESS

leafstranger

Sully's back hurts, but she is still darn cute, even when giving me tg Judgy Stare.

amarguerite

oh my god the fluff!!!!!!

minstr3lsong

This is Yukiko. She’s sleepy when I’m awake, and bouncing off the walls when I’m not.

amarguerite

!!! such a darling baby!!!

slippersox

The late, great Sokka helping to organize the craft room. I miss him.

amarguerite

So helpful!!!

chaosclimber

This is Ellis. This goofball is ten months old and is mountains of fun trouble! One day he'll be an agility dog--right now the obstacles are fun, but doing them in the right order? Nah!

amarguerite

that belly!!!!! those eyes!!!!!

mjolnir-moose

My cat who loves pets but does not like to be picked up and will hit her sisters (who are dogs and love her) just to watch them jump

guilty-as-battery-charged-deact

The Addams Family renting out rooms in their huge mansion cheaply to broke college students.

The students digging it because the craziness and the bugs are pretty much the same as any other dorm house. Also, Morticia and Gomez treat them all like visiting cousins, not like tenants to abuse and exploit.

guilty-as-battery-charged-deact

One of the tenants is a creative writing major and Gomez and Morticia house them up in the tower because of the quiet and the inspiring view

They’re supposed to be working on a typical coming-of-age story but after living with the Addams for just a week the project is becoming a horror-Gothic-romance

They go to their room after classes one day and find Thing correcting the grammar errors in the manuscript with a red pen

specialstarfish

and yeah, the students pay roughly market value for their rooms, but that doesn’t stop gomez from shouting “capital idea!” and handing them wads of cash when they tell him about their weekend plans or what they’re researching, so they basically end up living there for free

gholateg

In the same vein, half the them have to turn into exceptional fencers, because Gomez just doesn’t give a shit, and if he sees you in the library, its fucking Sword Fighting Time.

Fester and Pugsley find out one of the college students is trying to get into chemistry and woo boy, there has never been a faster study of how to counter various acidic chemical reactions due to “water” balloons in campus history.

Morticia and Grammy are keeping the horticulturalists on their toes with their Black Tulip/Rose hybrids, which can flick their barbs a foot away from their stem system. But it’s fine, one of the kids has managed to breed Aloe with the anti venom.

Lurch makes sandwiches for everyone who’s too much of a coward for Grammy’s cooking. Any music major will find him looming over them, utterly stone faced as they practise until they finish, when he’ll smile, and slowly applaud.

And the spookiest thing of all

Wednesday and Thing will find your thesis. They will critique it in every way imaginable.

There is no escape.

aardvarkingmad

I especially love the idea of Gomez spotting a student in the library, throwing a sword at a startled student, shouting, “En garde!” and lunging at him/her with a sword of his own.

Student (later in life), when asked how she jumps from quietly doing research to handling a sudden influx of ER cases so quickly and easily, says, “When you have to snap out of deep concentration on biochem to fight for your life then get back to biochem without losing your train of thought…you learn or you die.”

soap-stains

This has made me laugh so hard-

samgiddings

OK new game. Use this website to see how common your first name is, and then put that number in the tags.

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hymnsofheresy

have y’all ever had communion bread that was just so….nasty? like i know we have to suffer as christians, but do we really need to have whole wheat bread as the body of christ?

hymnsofheresy

my old church used hawaiian bread. my standards are high

missweber

Some old housemates of mine were Syrian Orthodox. At their church different members of the church took turns baking the bread that would be consecrated for the Eucharist. This was all well and good until one woman baked raisin bread. This led to the memorable occasion of a rather flustered priest, who had not seen the bread until that moment, declaring, “This - except for the raisins - is the Body of Christ.”

shiraglassman

EXCEPT FOR THE RAISINS omg

pastel-lavender

Raisins are just dried grapes though, and wine is his blood so really its like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

felderwin

My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it

oceanicpride

Willam FINALLY Spilling The T About Season 4

ariml

What’s also surprising is that she is an incorrigible fidget. During a rare quiet moment in a loud, strident play, about fifteen minutes into the first act, Blanchett, who has been fiddling with a ring on her finger, drops it: Plunk … plunk … plunk it goes, noisily down the wooden riser in front of us, coming to rest underneath someone’s seat in a row close to the stage. Blanchett sucks in a breath, covers her face with her hands, and freezes for a full minute.

An hour later - an eternity- the first act finally comes to an end. When the lights go up, Blanchett says to the woman sitting directly in front of her, “That was my engagement ring, and this is the third time I’ve lost it. I’ve been married for 17 years.” She looks at me “I have no shame. I will crawl around on my hands and knees.” She starts laughing nervously as everyone around us joins in the search. Finally, an older gentleman pops up from beneath the seats a few rows down with the ring in his hand. She hugs him, thanks everyone and apologizes profusely, then heads off to the bar for a glass of wine. As we step outside to talk, I notice that one of her shoes is untied. As she bends down to tie it, she bumps into the wall and spills some of her wine. There’s something almost comically Chaplinesque in this display of anxious, antic energy. I get the sense that when Blanchett isn’t throwing herself into a role, she is literally hurling herself through life.

jeanqrey

Carrie Fisher warns Daisy Ridley about being a masturbation fantasy

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septemberequinox

me, a femme, tacking a rose and a sports bar gift card onto a fishing line and casting it out into a lesbian bar: find me a butch girlfriend

squidong

me, a butch, tacking a rose and a sephora gift card onto a fishing line and casting it out into a lesbian bar: find me a femme girlfriend

osmiabee

Me, a femme, hanging out at the lesbian bar with my butch gf, frantically tangling your fishing hooks together so when you try to reel them in its like the spaghetti scene in lady and the tramp: find eachother you sweet, beautiful, useless lesbians