mostly cats

wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

"let's finish setting up your computer" i've had this laptop since 2018 maybe you shoukd just kill yourself mr windows

lets give it up for pleasures of the flesh !!

the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary

We talk a lot about how once you’re an adult, you’re like “oh shit but I don’t feel like an adult.” And yeah, for sure. But I do want to mention that there’s also lots of times where I’m doing something very adulty, and I’m like yeah, I feel mature enough for this, I feel equipped to handle this, this is something I wouldnt have wanted to do ten years ago but find satisfying now, I enjoy the responsibility of what I’m doing, and I have expendable cash to spend on causes that matter to me and also novelty rain boots. It’s dope.

time for a fun game called can we finish a shower before the edible hits

good lird there was boobs soapy in therw 😳