would you rather be taxidermied or be a wet specimen wait dont leave

no matter how normalised it gets I will die on the hill that it is rude to record strangers in public without their consent

If i saw an enemy I'd fucking- I'd fucking- Ugh! I don't even know what id do!!!

mary shelley wrote a wholesome story about a young medical student trying to find his lost homunculus in the alps

remember when bluetooth was a new technology and "bluetooth guy" aka some generic business dude who's talking on blue tooth all the time, was like a stock character archetype in comedy movies for like 6 years

i'm sure someone has already said this but like Bluetooth Guys were absolutely real lmfao like they were not confined to comedy movies they 100% existed irl

girl who's died a thousand times and soon will die a thousand more: I think I'm starting to feel a bit better actually

Jake Paul got his jaw broken, happy holidays everyone 😌🩵

Andrew Tate got his shit rocked, too!!! 🎉🥳🎊

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Tuesday hard

Celibacy Wednesday

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Thursday hard

we popping the BIGGEST bottles when makorra happens tomorrow

new nemesis dropped

Hey, we can talk this out. We don't have to fight

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