picture a tumblr user, only less cool

devastating: artist who has not practiced fundamentals enough to execute high concept idea eats shit

the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

i love intersex people forever they are so cool as fuck if u r intersex fuck yes I lurbe you thank you for existing in this world I am sorry so much of the queer community is hostile to you. you deserve the entire world dot com and that is a June fact

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

rb to scare christopher nolan

Half the backlash to fat lib content essentially boils down to "I can't believe you're FORCING me to not be mean to you"

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog