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Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes Part 24? (I think I skipped a number somewhere)
Grian: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Grian: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Joel: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Scar: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Impulse: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Mumbo: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Gem: I hate you guys so much
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Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes Part 22
Skizz: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this
Impulse: Fine. We’re cowabunga
Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes Day 21 (I figured the amount of days out again)
Impulse: Skizz, Gem isn’t coming out of her room
Skizz, distracted: Tell her I said something
Impulse: Like what
Skizz: Anything factually incorrect
Impluse: Okay *Leaves*
Gem: *Runs into the room* Did you just say the SUN is a PLANET!!!!
Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes Day Idfk anymore
Tango: Care for another sundae, weenie
Impulse: I am not a weenie
Zed: Relax, you’re among friends *raises his drink*
Impulse: My friends do not go to Weenie Hut Jr’s
Skizz: You tell ‘em Dipple Dop *sips his drink*
Impulse: Skizz, what are you doing here
Skizz: I’m always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays
Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes Day?
Impulse: *posts very low quality image to the Boatem group chat*
Grian: If I had a diamond for every pixel in that image, I’d have 15 emeralds
Impulse: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.
Scar: Actually I tried to do the math, and I’m pretty sure G would have 225 diamonds , not 15 emeralds (idk what currency to use for cents so yeah)
Grian: Dude, I’m right here
Mumbo: If I had a diamond I would buy a soda :)
Impulse: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Mumbo: Sorry I only have a diamond
Impulse: :(
Scar: Hey, I just realized Cub, who is with me right now, was right. G would have 22,500 diamonds because it’s a diamond for every pixel, not a emerald
Mumbo: If I had 22,500 diamonds, I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.
Scar: You could buy anything you want with 22,500 diamonds
Pearl: Yeah and he wants soda and apply juice
Scar: Apply juice to what
Pearl: Directly to the forehead
Grian: Great talk everyone
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9000 notes and i contact a psychologist bcs im a chronic self harmer
Ig I'm doing this again lmao but this is not a funny topic tho very serious!!
MOOTS HOP ON (I have GOT to learn phrases)
@lavendermoon48 @sunshine-snake @beanzdabean @yourlocalavian @lotustired @tabbykai @maedaeeee @places-ryan-gosling-shouldnt-be @peskybirdonyx @portraitoftheyoungman @potatodolikeuman @iicor @liamoffline @pysduck1111 @saltedlemoncandies @aburntcookie @allysontempest @anotherpersonwholikesgayblockmen @macnchezzz @rzkx @rainbowfeather314 @rainyriverwasteland @toadfree @autopilotangel @yosanoschainsaw @lotustired @woofplease @wiltingtu1ips And everyone elseee
@cee-watches, @strawbxrrypies, @deltenner, @multishipper33, @sunshine-snake, @phoenixrainsfire413, @hawkflame999, @randomfic, @merthaevelynk, @nyx-theangel, @alexlovesaxolotls, @iwillstabifnecessary, @showmetothefandom, @aries0nmars, @pufferishofpeace15, @sharktaco901, @4nt1soc1al-bl0b, @yuritadami10akayurihoshi, @djyapyap33, @somestrangestone, @justalilgremlincreature, @iburntthenoodles, @xen-isnt-here, @mcwhoremic, @tox1ctraits, @ranchersghost, and more I'm probably forgetting so open tags
@myphycopharmacologist @peskybirdonyx @rzkx @reguiarsalad @raynilikescats @ranchersghost @djyapyap33 @miapanktrot @merthaevelynk @hey-its-celeste @queerbookbitch @wrenthewrenbird @immortallysharky @aburntcookie @allhailgoldenchicken @aries0nmars @deltenner @fiorsteel @multishipper33 @sunshine-snake + anyone else who sees this <3
@rubystar999 @sunofafish @euni-nyx @annabellescreation @hollow-nautilus @catcgamingyt @nocturnalsighting @abandon-asthma-inhale-clouds @isntthatmarvellous @kaeyasyndrome @cryaboutit666 @sh1n3yy @lifeserieswatcher @cee-watches @allhailgoldenchicken @multishipper33 @merthaevelynk
THIS IS SERIOUS
@biacefeministdemigodwitch @eviloliveoil @the-wolffe-pack @leftoverpizza634 @night-feline @epichermesholymoly
@hopelessgrungle @eptheunderstudy @mitsu-1325 @hollow-nautilus @homocidalhomosexual @emillycats @emilywilliam0055 @do-not-u-dare @reasons-to-not-end-it
I definitely have more moots but can't remember their tags, so I might do a second reblog.
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I don't have many moots but I want this to keep going
Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes Day 18
Tango: You shouldn't be using a straw
Zed: I know, it's bad for the environment or whatever
Tango: No, it's just a weird way to eat spaghetti
Hermicraft Incorrect Quotes Day 17
Ren: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity
Doc, turning to Grian: How tall are you
Hermitcraft Incorrect Quote Shitposts Day 16 (check Day 14 or if you have been following, yeah again)
Xisuma: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?
Pearl: They’re for the dogs
Xisuma: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs
Pearl: They don’t know how *exasperated sigh*
After Double Life, I've just headcanoned Pearl as a dog lady
Hermitcraft Incorrect Quote Shitposts Day 15 (same source as last time or Day 14 for any newer viewers)
(Impulse is trapped in a room because the door got messed up)
Tango: We need to get through this locked door to get Impulse out. Zed, give me your credit card
Zed: Here
Tango, pocketing it: Thanks. Skizz, kick down the door
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Hermitcraft Incorrect Quote Shitposts Day 14 (this will last a while: Sanders Sides Incorrect Quotes 1-5)
Scar: People say I have a unique way of lighting up a room
Grian: It's called arson and those people are witnesses
Hermitcraft Incorrect Quote Shitposts Day 13 (I started to use an other fandom Incorrect Quotes book, I don’t remember where it was tho. Womp womp. Credit to the person who made that)
Kidnapper: I have your girlfriend
Pearl: What? I don’t have a girlfriend
Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spat in my face
Pearl: Oh my god, you have Gem
If don’t like the shipping, respectfully please get tf out of this post. These are the CHARACTERS, not the creators. That stuff is creepy af.
Hermitcraft Incorrect Quote Shitposts Day 12 (link to source: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36590935/chapters/100035837)
Beef: Is the plural of milf/dilf milfs/dilfs or milves/dilves?
Cleo: Milfs. Joe: Milf/dilf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves/dilves.
Beef: Wait, they're acronyms? What do they stand for???
BDubs: Mom in late forties, dad in late fourties.
BDubs: I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago.
Joe: Mom/dad I'd Love to Fuck.
Beef: WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK—
Beef: NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY!
BDubs: Oh, is it not mom in late fouries?
Cleo: What? No! It isn't!
BDubs: THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME!
Joe: BDubs…
BDubs: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION!
Joe: I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you.
BDubs: BEEF, DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION!
Beef: The word milf has been ruined for me.
Cleo: THAT'S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN'T BE RUINED THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!
Joe: Y'all are dumbasses.
Hermitcraft Incorrect Quote Shitposts Day 11 (link to source: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36590935/chapters/97294641)
Grian: BWAAAAAA! Do you hear that? That’s the wrong opinion alarm
Mumbo: That is not something you actually have installed
Grian: Sorry, say again? I couldn’t hear you over my alarm that YOU SET OFF with your WRONG-ASS OPINION
Hermitcraft Incorrect Quote Shitposts Day 10 (link to source: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36590935/chapters/94954729#workskin)
Grian: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke
Mumbo: Okay, but what is updog?
Ren: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish
Pearl: No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released
Impulse: No, that’s an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden
Scar: Surely that’s Uppsala, where updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter
Grian: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs
Pearl: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current
Ren: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway
Mumbo: What’s a henway??
Grian: Oh, about 5 pounds
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Hermitcraft Incorrect Quote Shitposts Day 9 (link to source: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36590935/chapters/91591177
Stress: Baby vibes … hold gentle … like hamburger
False: Punt like football
Hermitcraft Incorrect Quote Shitposts Day 8 (link to source: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36590935/chapters/91543015)
Pearl: What’s it like being tall?
Ren: Is it nice? Tango: Can you comfortably reach the cupboards
Mumbo: We live in constant fear of those who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table, and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want
Grian: It was one time!
Lol formatting is once again being an absolute bitch. I also haven’t posted one of these in a while. Whoops. I’ll try to be a bit more on schedule
