making the radical claim "11 year old children should be taught how to make extremely simple food" has resulted in people making arguments like "I wasnt allowed to plug in electronics until I was 16 and I think this is super normal actually" and "children dont know what ratios are so its unfair to expect them to be able to comprehend the idea of adding equal amounts rice and water to a rice cooker" and I gotta say originally I thought maybe I was being too judgy but now I feel very secure in my opinion because what the fuck

Protein bar -> 1 hour circus style HIIT class -> coffee and spicy chicken bagel -> shit crazy style

you create Miette? you fold her like the paper football? oh! oh! papercuts for mother! papercuts for mother one thousand years!!!

there has got to be an easier way to diet

Across tumblr no one owns a truck for clout and that’s quite a good thing.

posting spotify links and thinking to myself it's a shame that nobody will click on this because it's the greatest song ever recorded. but i don't click on anybody else's spotify links either. my glass house