melly

"i am so normal"

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CLOSED JAR!

warnings: no beta read............................... i didnt want to............ characters: Ace Trappola, Leona Kingscholar, mini Malleus

a/n: HIII ANON THANK YOU FOR THE REQUEST!!! REMINDER THAT MY ASKS ARE CURRENTLY OPEN! sorry if its too short!!!

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i feel like ace is way too prideful for this kind of stuff

he wont stop until you admit you glued it, or he finally opens it (which isnt happening)

When you called Ace into the Ramshackle kitchen and he saw the jar, his chest puffed out like an overconfident bird.

You handed him the glass jar with a faux pout, "Can you open this?" You asked, batting your eyelashes at your boyfriend. Watching as he gripped the cold metal lid, you could barely hold in your giggles. Ace would freak when he found out what you did.

"'Course, babe." The man gave you a smooth wink. Just imagining you swooning over his strength gave him a rush of determination. That was, until he actually tried to open it.

It didn't budge. Not even a tad looser than it was moments prior. Ace laughed it off, trying once more. When it didn't move again, he looked back at you in panic.

"Don't worry. I got it." He declared, veins popping in his arms as he applied all of his strength to the object. He even lifted his shirt to try and get more friction on the lid, "Sometimes it just needs a little help." He explained through gritted teeth.

"Ace," You snorted, "Stop-"

"No. I got it."

"No seriously. Stop." You placed your hands over his, looking up at him with a sheepish smile, "It won't open. You can sit here all day."

Ace gave you an offended glare, "What's that supposed to mean? You saying I'm weak?" He tightened his grip on the jar, "I told you I got it. I'll get it open."

You rolled your eyes. Of course he was being stubborn about something as silly as this. "If you say so." You held your hands up innocently, "If you 'got it', then I'm gonna go watch some TV. Call me when you give up." And with that, you walked right past him and towards the living room once more.

He whipped his head to face you, "What's that supposed to mean?" He asked to no response, "[Name]! What do you mean by that?!"

leona is way too smart for this bs

i feel like hes the type of person to use a butter knife or fork to lift the seal of the jar before trying to open it

sure he could open it naturally, but its a lot less work to just break the seal

when the tool of the day doesnt find its way underneath the lid, he knows whats up

"Leona..." You draped yourself over his shoulder in your kitchen, "I need help with this jar." With a playful smile, you slid the jar over the table. The glue was invisible by now, indistinguishable from a jar you'd find on a grocery shelf.

The beastman set down his phone, looking up at you with phony annoyance. Without a word, he took the unused butter knife from in front of him, taking it with practiced ease to the bright lid of the jar.

When it didn't work, you could see the way his brows furrowed, "What did you do to it?" He asked, already tired of today's shenanigan, "Did you tighten it?"

"Nooo...." You trailed off, smile turning from innocent to mischievous, "Just use your hands," You insisted, "That knife is faulty."

Leona raised a brow, "Faulty?" He questioned, "Then why did you serve it to me?" His smirk matched yours now as he set down the jar and crossed his arms.

"Yeah. Crowley won't let me buy new utensils." You waved him off, "So I guess your only option is to use your hands..." You sighed dramatically, but your tone stayed expectant.

He pretended to ponder it for a few moments. Really selling the act. But just as quickly as your hope grew, it was dashed by a shake of his head, "Nice try, Herbivore." He slid the jar back to you, "I've seen you open jars before. Figure this one out yourself." "Leona!"

hes opening it

genuinely he doesn't even notice that you altered it. he just popped it open

"Mal, can you open this for me?" You presented him with the previously prepared jar. Malleus, who was wrapped around you like a snake.

He inspected the jar, reluctantly removing himself from you to hold it. The fae placed one hand on the lid, and with a flick of his wrist, it was open. He didn't even try.

"...You weren't supposed to be able to open it."

Malleus smiled like a happy lizard, "Human creations do not come close to threatening me." He handed you the jar before his arms found purchase once more around your body.

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warnings: NO BETA WE DIE LIKE MEN characters: leona kingscholar, vil schoenheit, malleus draconia

a/n: just a little warm up to get back into the swing of things! might do this with the gachi men :33

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oh my days it irritates him SO BAD.

to him, kisses were proof of your partnership. to a guy who would leave bite marks all over you, wiping off his kiss was sacrilege.

THANK YOU!!!

give me 1 million gems on twisted wonderland 🤑

"Hey," You greeted the lion beastman, who was draped lazily over his bed. The evening glow of the sun bled into the room and onto his shirtless form. Said lion only gave a small grunt in response to your greeting. "Professor Trein says you were absent again." You sat on the edge of the bed curiously, "Wanna share with the class why that is?" A gentle hand came to rest just above his knee, to which he covered with his own. "Mmn. Jus' didn't wanna concern myself with it today." He stated simply, voice deep and a little raspy from disuse. A telltale sign he had been sleeping blissfully for most of the day. But you refused to mind that, paying more attention to his words. The same ones that had you snickering suddenly, desperately trying to hold in your laughter. Of course, he noticed, and opened one eye to truly witness the idiocy that was surely about to go down. "The lion doesn't concern himself with classes..." You barely managed to say through your fit of giggles and laughs, "Is that so?" He didn't know what else to do but nod, "That's what I said, isn't it? Ya lose your hearing or something?" You debated showing him the meme, or letting him stay confused. In the name of such a good moment of teasing, you decided on the latter. "You'll figure it out soon enough." You whispered ominously, " Maybe go on MagiTok sometime. You have an account, don't you." Leona groaned. What was the point of clearly referencing something if you wont explain the reference? Though, maybe it's for the best. If you're anywhere close when he finds out what you meant, he might just eat you. ┐(´ー｀)┌

The second your lips met his, he knew. Knew of the grave mistake he had just made. His lips were away from yours faster than they had came.

"Miene liebe..." You could hear the worry in his voice, and it was just a little amusing. Just a little, "What have you eaten today?"

You (pretended) to ponder the question for just a moment, placing a hand on your chin, "Hrm... Well, I had some strawberries and mangoes for breakfast, then just had my usual for dinner." "And for lunch?" The knowing glint in your eye was enough to almost send him into cardiac arrest, "Just an egg salad sandwich. Why?" You smiled innocently, and for a second, he almost believed it.

"Of course." He sighed. With a determinant huff, he turned away from you, knitted brows and all. Your fairest queen was clearly upset with you now.

You laughed lightly, placing a hand on his shoulder, "Come on, Vil. It's not even pure mayo. There's relish and eggs, too." You coaxed, but he didn't budge. He wasn't usually one to get so petty about something so little, but it seemed he was in a particular mood this evening.

"You have betrayed my trust." He stated, turning his nose up at you, "An unforgivable sin." How could you forget? This was the number one theater kid we're talking about. Of course he'll be this dramatic when the mood strikes him. "Yes, right." You nodded, walking around him so you were in his view once more, "I will never eat any more mayo products as long as I live, for the thought of losing your love is one I can't bear." You joked.

"[Name]. This is serious." He rolled his eyes, but at least he was looking at you now!

"I am being serious."

"You're clearly not."

"But I am!" You moved your hands languidly to rest over his shoulders, taking a blond strand of hair to twirl on your index finger, "I'm always serious when it comes to you."

You could almost see his resolve crack, but he shook his head and pointed to the en suite bathroom that was linked to his bedroom. "Then you'll very seriously go brush your teeth before trying to kiss me again."

"Damnit." You mumbled, trudging off all sullen. You almost had him. Almost.

JUMPS UP AND DOWN AND CHEERS

every friend you've made at NRC seem to all think that "mi casa es su casa". it's something you tried correcting them on, but decided to give up on it due to their stubbornness.

the worst culprits, though, are ace and deuce. those two took the cake.

even now, as you tried to sleep, you had one body (ace's, obviously) draped all over yours, and deuce dragging your back into his chest as if trying to meld the three of you into one being. grim, the ever annoying fuzzball, was basically laying right on your face, splayed between you and ace.

"can you guys let me out?" you asked, throat hoarse and voice muffled through heaps of fur, "i'm really thirsty."

the only one lucid enough to respond was deuce. yet, he was still groggy enough to silently protest your complaint with a groan and a head shake. ace, on the other hand, only leaned further onto you, almost laying his face into grim's belly, who kicked him away with his back paw. nobody wanted to move right now, to not disturb the carefully curated peace you had. everyone but you, that is.

warnings: semi-public sex/voyeurism, fem!reader, no beta we die like men a/n: heh..... i didn't know what i was doing....heh. kinktober m.list main m.list taglist: @jamilvipersrealwife @atomatoho3 @dear-dollyy @promiscvus @moon4lust @sharkkguardian

hey guys...........! did we love october....! i sure did...! all jokes aside though, i am SO SO SO SORRY that it hasnt worked out like we all hoped!

KINKTOBER IS NOT CANCELLED!!!! instead, so that my insane schedule changes will fit with the quality of work i want to give you guys, i will be uploading at a minimum of one work a week. this will be starting this week. again i am so sorry for like literally leaving for a month, but hopefully things can kick into gear now