Welcome to my house of Kats

How does a robot eat a cookie?

THIS IS SO CUTE

SCREAMING NOISES

I’m a fucking sucker for “gentle giant” characters like theres nothing better than seeing a character who could crush you but is also a fucking sweatheart

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you

I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.

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True story - There are historical accounts (well, there’s at least one historical account) in which English people whine about how the Norse men bathe so often they’re able to seduce the local women away from their husbands.

^^^ Yep. Turns out the women were way more into the hot well groomed muscular dudes who liked to smell nice.

*Hot, well groomed men who liked to smell nice and knew their way around sharp objects.

for the love of everything please watch the whole thing

this is exactly tumblr when someone makes up some historical bullshit

don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs

hey does anybody want to see my collection of slightly distorted pictures of cats as viewed through glasses