#PayPig #FinDonme #CamGirl

I wish I could tell the Karen that a toddler shouldn’t have to pretend to be tough because one or both of his homophobic parents are scared to death that he’ll be gay someday.

spreading till it reaches the right person ✌🏽😌

honestly reblog if you’re in a heinous mood

me sitting in my la quinta inn room with my $10 million in solid gold bars

certified iconic post

imprisoned for small crimes

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

THIS WORKS!!

I retweeted this last night and was offered a job this morning 🙌🏽🤑

I reblogged* this again and got a promotion at my first job 😫