TheMisterRizzo

I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice

Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

this is fake because the mike myers cat in the hat would not hesitate

I FUCKIN HATE/LOVE THIS

this is how i run in nightmares

I’ve never been able to describe what it’s like running in nightmares. This gif is a PERFECT representation!

An angel

Wtf bats swim

Omfg

wow bats are very good

I love baby bats. 

well one of them is the viceroy of alderaan and the other one is living as a hermit in space nevada, sorry that obi wan isn’t keeping up his moisturizing regimen on Planet Sand Hell while bail organa drinks kale smoothies in the shade

And let’s not forget that Tatooine has two suns and is incredibly hostile to the aging process. Look at Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru.

Im fuckin done lmao

SOMEBODY LITERALLY INVENTED HOLOGRAMS

The best thing about the new reboot travesty is the resurgence of posts about the best version.

i'm just a guy fieri looking for his girl fieri

THEY’RE SO CUTE, OMG. I CAN’T.

THE GREATEST THING ON THE INTERNET SINCE THE LAST TIME OTTERS WERE IN A THING ON THE INTERNET.

Reblogging purely for the last one

Why does the otter in the captioned .gif have a New York accent in my head?

I wish this was longer