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This isn’t even an exaggeration

This🙄🙄🙄

not only am I funny but I have nice titties too

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

Thanks I hate it

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

K. But I’m crying

I miss being here. If you have the chance to go, do it!!!! Message me and I can give you the coordinates!!!!

*looking at the moon* what highlighter does she use?

look if movies being like 2.5 hours long is just gonna be the norm from now on then we gotta bring back intermissions. please let me piss.

There is legit an app called “RunPee” that tells you when you can get up and go pee without missing anything important. You hit the timer when the movie starts and then it vibrates when you can make a pee run. It even gives you a little summary of what you missed that you can read while you pee.

Reblogging to save lives

Oh my god I need this