women should get even more childless

They call it the never afford anything and kill yourself economy

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

whatever dude i dont even look that tormented mostly

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

unfortunately i actually AM impossible to love and its not just all in my head

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

eating credit cards right out of the bag

does anyone know if it’s okay to want things or let yourself have them

Y'know how they say a child writes the best poetry before they learn what poetry is "supposed" to look like? I think a visual artist makes the best visual art before they learn how well it would sell if they made an enamel pin of a possum saying "be gay do crimes"

God being a member of the American nation is a shameful life.

i’m boreddddd let’s forgive ourselves for our failures

I don’t like people with super white teeth like why do you have a porcelain mouth. All my bitches got a dingy coffee/tea/smoke stained smile from enjoying the many dependencies of life.