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if i were at folsom prison and johnny cash showed up and sang a song about how much it sucks to be in folsom prison i'd be like yeah johnny cash tell me about it 🙄

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

australian sour patch kids have gluten in them i am truly at my fucking limit im crashing out im waging war against wheat idgaf anymore

oh is that one of those things where ableist companies put in traces of common allergens so they can just avoid the cost of making it safe

WHAT

I wonder if that’s part of the reason behind my seeing an upswing in products adding corn starch or corn flour to things that didn’t have those before? <- rhetorical question, because I’m certain that’s what’s going on.

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

Is it licking boots?

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

what do people without mental illnesses even think about

In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

Hey its been at least 9 years anything changed?

staff killed her for this

WHAT she got nuked??

Trans people existing violates community guidelines

everyones gotta stop reblogging this bro they're gonna find it and get so mad they try to strangle me again