Miss Worded

Honestly, this was so inspirational.

This is amazing. Thank you dude for doing all this work.

Cosigned (by a fellow veteran)

For those of you, like me, who can’t NOT engage with dumbshits on FB about gun control.

Hey English teachers, if you ever need to teach a lesson in the passive voice, find any article where a cop kills someone. You get things like “a toddler was hit by a bullet that came from a gun wielded by a police officer.”

Yes, to put in my muffins

In summation, people are nuts.

IT’S BEEN OVER A CENTURY AND IM FURIOUS

Chloe, I’ve been down this road before.

I’m on my way.

What is he doing there?

“Misunderstood genius” is just so pathetic tho.

genuinely fascinating 

#can we get a donation box on the house floor? #I want CNN to train one camera on it at all times #I want John Lewis dropping quarters really loudly into it while Paul Ryan speaks #just ‘ping’ ’-and the affordable care act costs taxpayers-’ ‘ping’ ’-funding abortions at planned parenthood-’ ‘ping’ ’-balance the budget- #‘ping’ ’-will you stop that?!?’ ‘sure - whenever you’re ready’ #‘i got all day mr. speaker - taxpayers pay me to show up here and do my job’ #‘and tell the truth’ (wrangletangle)

Reblogging again for that great addition.

Signal boost. Literally, I guess. 

A bit more detail http://www.multichannel.com/news/technology/comcast-opens-wifi-hotspots-northern-california-wildfires-rage/415813

Yeah, it’s everywhere and it’s fucking chalked in smoke outside like everyday. A lot of people’s homes have burned down here already unfortunately. Luckily everyone I know made it out safely though.

Fuck cilantro

I weep for you.

Fuck cilantro

Cilantro is life. If you’re not eating cilantro you’re not eating good Mexican food.

Fuck cilantro

I’m sorry your genes leave you unable to enjoy the glory that is cilantro.

Fuck cilantro

Team fuck cilantro, you soap-eating motherfuckers.

Like, I’m just beside myself that people are too lazy to do their conspiracies away from their IPhone, like just writing “Hey, just checking are we still cool with the treason meeting this afternoon?” Get off your ass, go to a public telephone, call a number that was written on a piece of paper that you ripped up and swallowed, say “Parakeet,” listen as the voice on the other phone says “21st street deli,” sit down at a booth, and listen as “Mr. Williams,” who is sitting in the booth behind you, says “Get the Smoked Turkey. It comes with Fries.” and you know immediately what the fuck that means AND you get to enjoy a Smoked Turkey sandwich. Then take the cab back, NOT TO YOUR PLACE, but a movie or a mall so you can suss out if anybody followed you. Then change your clothes in the bathroom, and get picked up in the parking garage. Yeah it’s a little work but it doesn’t leave a paper trail.