Mistress Beyond Salvation

Like—it starts with Shang Qinghua becoming so frustrated that he is this close 🤏 to crashing out and cursing tf our of everyone left and right because the minor clans have their heads up their asses, Linguang Jun keeps sending assassins that ends up being killed anyway and the only problem about that is the blood staining his favorite robes, An Ding Peak also keeps adding up to the problem via paperwork that can be comparable to a fucking mountain. Etc etcetc. His breaking his back running the Northern Kingdom and An Ding peak singlehandedly (I stand truth to competent SQH)

And Mobei-Jun notices this, and being the good husband that he is, proposes that Shang Qinghua blow some steam off. Shang Qinghua is a bit hesitant but it's nothing that Mobei Jun's glare couldn't fix.

Shang Qinghua: "Ayiah, my king is so demanding yet so generous! I have no choice but to comply to his husband’s demands now. Come, come, let's go to our bedroom."

Mobei-Jun: "...?"

Mobei-Jun has never seen his human ever take a break. Sleeping for hours upon hours when given the chance or if Mobei Jun forces him? Sure. Sitting on his chair as he ignores the paperwork like it doesn't exist? ...Doesn't really count. So it surprises him greatly when Shang Qinghua drags him to their bedroom to sleep (Knowing his husband, Shang Qinghua as much as he avoids sleeping, he adores it.)

For demons, their way of blowing off some steam is to duel. Yes. Not that surprising, but to duel.

So imagine to his surprise that this duel takes place in their bedroom AND Mobei Jun is the one to receive it. Shang Qinghua basically fucks him seven ways to sunday until Mobei Jun dry orgasms. And Mobei Jun is so baffled and overstimulated and horny that he's crying and pushing his hips back for more even though he knows that there's nothing left for him to give because Shang Qinghua has wrung him dry. But the aftermath ends with Shang Qinghua taking care of Mobei Jun via cleaning him up and massaging him and passing the fuck out on Mobei Jun's chest.

And Mobei Jun keeps staring at the ceiling then at Shang Qinghua.

Shang Qinghua: *Snoring and mumbling something.*

Shen Qingqiu: So what? Are you going to impregnate me?

Luo Binghe: Of course not! I would never make Shizun go through that!

Shen Qingqiu: Then I will impregnate you?

Luo Binghe: That's not doable either. People try to kill me all the time and I don't want to harm the baby

Shen Qingqiu: So what will you do?

Luo Binghe: I figured out a solution and I decided that I will impregnate Liu Qingge

Liu Qingge: Wait! Is that why you invited me to this conversation?!

Shen Qingqiu, eager: Yes, impregnate him

Liu Qingge: Do I have a say in this?!

Luo Binghe: The baby will be your heir too, so Shizun needs to help

Shen Qingqiu: Of course

I’ve drawn him badass too many times, time to bring back some wet rat energy <3

I have so many funny bits screenshotted with the express purpose of “ha, sqh core”. Shang Qinghua is just so perfectly memeable, it’s great.

Also, I am a fan of SQH with a scraggly shaggy scruff on occasion, it’s very fun

All of the doodles together under the cut!

Shang Qinghua: Uh, I don't believe we have met-

Tianlang-Jun: Oh? Acting shy? You were much more open when I had you in my bed~

Shen Qingqiu: Dude, you fucked Tianlang-Jun??

Tianlang-Jun: Not just me. My Xiyan also had a turn

Shang Qinghua: Aha, I'm shocked you recognized me

Shen Qingqiu: YOU FUCK BOTH OF THE PROTAGONIST'S PARENTS?!

Luo Binghe: Is that why you call me your son?

Shen Qingqiu: A seer, ay? Let's test that theory. Tell me, how will I die?

Shang Qinghua: You will die after years of torture, ripped limb by limb, and succumbing to death after learning about the fate of one you hold closest

Shen Qingqiu, nervous: I doubt a cheap fraud like you knows what he's talking about

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Yue Qingyuan: You really upset my shidi. Are you sure the future you tell will become true?

Shang Qinghua: You will fail trying to save him for the second time, and it will cost both of you your lives

Yue Qingyuan, getting up: I- I need to go

~

Luo Bingge: Hmph! Is anyone capable of striking me down?

Shang Qinghua: You will gain everything you thought you wanted, and you will die miserable knowing it was never what you truly needed

Luo Bingge, stunned: ...

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Mobei-Jun: So you're the seer. Tell me, how do I die?

Shang Qinghua: You won't

Mobei-Jun: What?