everything about whats been happening to elon musk has been getting increasingly and exponentially funnier and i only wonder what the crescendo will be
Honestly my money’s on autoerotic asphyxiation.

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everything about whats been happening to elon musk has been getting increasingly and exponentially funnier and i only wonder what the crescendo will be
Honestly my money’s on autoerotic asphyxiation.

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gimme the peat boys and free my soul I wanna lay down in a mossy hole and drift away
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So I see this
and all I can think is
this
oh my god this got so many notes
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haven’t exercised
eaten too much yesterday
eaten too much today
don’t know the exact nutritional value of the meal
have gained weight
aren’t feeling hungry ‘enough’
feel like you don’t deserve it
i definitely needed this.

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Reasons I am like a plant:
-Doesn't like extreme temperatures -Prefers not to be moved around much -Can be perked up with large amounts of starches -Mostly low maintenance but will die without daily attention -Falls over easily in wind
Haven’t been very active lately... gonna try to fix that
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Judy and Nick ZPD’s Top Police’s Officers solving cases and keeping Zootopia safe.
Come on this is screams setup for a ton of interesting plots.

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the ancient gentleman beside me spent the whole flight reading explicit gay erotica in large print on his kindle. we have landed and he is long gone but I will remember him as a good omen, a guiding light of following one’s heart to set me on my way. godspeed, gay porn grampa. you live on in my heart.
is no one else going to talk about how if either matt or foggy was a woman their relationship would be defined as romantic? no? ok then just me
the lines used when they’re talking are pretty much the kind of lines used between two romantically involved characters
“i wouldn’t have kept this from you, matt. not from you.”
“was anything ever real with us?”
“you’re just a guy, right? a really, really good-looking guy.”
“there’s nothing i want more than to find a way back to where we were, but i don’t know if we can.” “no, we can’t. but maybe we can find a way to move forward.”
“i only ever needed my friend!”
“i know i haven’t earned it, not yet anyway, but i’m asking you to trust me. i know what i’m doing.” “alright. go be a hero. just don’t get killed doing it!”
“you’re not walking away-” “no, ‘cause you know what?” “don’t walk away from me, foggy!” “if the last few days are any indication, you sure as hell haven’t been here. going forward, i will count on you for nothing at all.”
“i’m with you. for better or worse.” “sounds like we’re getting married.”
“there’s no one i’d rather be doing this with, buddy. seriously.” “me too, pal.”
“murdock and nelson!” “nelson and murdock. it sounds better.”
“we have to be on the same team, making decisions, together.”
“you’re not gonna kiss me!” “i’m feelin’ a little something…”
“i don’t wanna lose you.” “you won’t.” “promise me.”
“me and you, pal. we’re gonna do this.”
“i’m the closest he has to family. he’d do the same for me.”
“what are you looking for?” “i guess just someone i really like listening to.”
“did you want me to convince you?” “of what?” “this. us. you know, giving nelson and murdock another shot.” “i was hoping you would. relieved when you didn’t. last step is us both admitting it… we’re done.”
“just be careful.” “you don’t get to say that!”
i rest my case [silently slips back into the shadows]
Their ENTIRE final scene together, I was like “holy crap, the subtext is rapidly becoming text.”