bleed for me, baby

This is a wizard battle

I love reading Letterboxd reviews from people who have a pet issue that completely dominates their critical lens. posting shit like "Babe 2: Pig in the City does not do nearly enough to refute the myth of the nuclear family. 1-and-a-half stars"

"do it scared" this "do it tired" that. well no one ever talks about the fucking insurmountable "do it with greasy hair"

No, it's totally fine to swear your loyalty to me, my knight. I promise I won't misuse your loyalty by having you do tasks that will corrupt you further and further until you're no longer the person you were in the beginning. You'll be fine, it's cool.

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My greatest advice to aspiring cat owners is to never buy them expensive or elaborate toys because you have no control over what they choose to find entertaining. It will almost always be so dumb.