Digital Hoarding

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

did you find out prince philip is dead through a tumblr shitpost or are you normal

if your teenage years were really boring its just because god wants you to peak as a milf

Strange lizards laying in ponds distributing circles of rubber is no basis for a government

@spiritspodcast

i hate how piglet is ribbed like an earthworm

like if you would ask whats wrong reblog if you would wipe away her tears

reblog if you’re not afraid to have a picture of jesus on your dash

what if you went to heaven but jesus says, why didnt you reblog me when i was feeling myself

titties out whole pussy out this frog don’t give a damn

had a dream last night that I brought a guy home from college to meet my parents and in the middle of us all having dinner he got up on the table and said “I have an announcement to make” and he rips his shirt off to reveal a giant tattoo of krumping Marge Simpson with text that said “Will you marry me BOTTOM TEXT” and I woke up clammy

He looks reliable, I feel safe