theres more screaming than you think !

True but I don’t agree

Really, though, if I may be forthright with yinz here⸻I'd rather see a chirping finch than be crushed by a winding winch.

i seriously want to smoke the ocean.

frot with peril

spongebob and patrick deserve what they go through with Squidward sometimes because they don't ever respect that squid's boundaries

the funnest part of reading books is telling people the plot like its hot gossip

i dont think its a "sin" to "destroy and betray yourself for nothing" because there's no such thing as sin, there's no such thing as yourself and there's no such thing as nothing. and destruction and betrayal are subjective. you're most likely totally fine.

I love when desire leads to disappointment. It’s a classic

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success