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sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

tired of cannibalism as a metaphor for love or sex. can we get into cannibalism as a metaphor for colonization.

Official cannibalism post

do u miss my annoying presence

overdraft fee is crazy like bro you literally know i dont have the money

When the music reaches down your pants

I love bisexual people what if we started to just throw shit at the train tracks like idk coins or ketchup packets or ballpeen hammers

my tea bag broke

Guy who is about to give birth to leafs

#proudparent

restrained summer fun. tied up summer fun. bound and gagged summer fun.

Do people know about public libraries. Do people know how much stuff is there