totally kafkaesque. majorly.

see the thing about iwtv is that i will always believe louis no matter what unless claudia says something different. then i believe claudia. lestat could tell me that it's raining during a thunderstorm and id need a peer review.

it’s funny how quickly you get desensitized to comic book nonsense like mister sinister is an insane name for a fictional character it’s so goofy but when i read his name i’m like this is not a laughing matter. we’re talking about cyclops’ traumatic secret laser beam eyeball orphanage surgery backstory. stop laughing.

i like how hannibal gets a whole tragic orphan forced cannibalism backstory set in a gothic childhood castle to explain why he’s like that but for will it’s just uhh yeah well my mom left and we were poor so now i’m the freak of the fucking century